#dean shitposts

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has this been done yet

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Balder: Yui will never love me:(

Loki: This is so sad Alexa play despacito

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Anubis: *sees extremely extravagant pastries and barbecue items and dango and all the other foods the gods have acces to*

Anubis: ......

Anubis: *sees box of unmarked bottles in some bushes*

Anubis:

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Me aggressively typing in all caps and choosing to ignore messages at random vs me when someone doesn’t send me as many emojis as they usually do

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-I hate myself-

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Me: Ok, starting right now I’m going to be productive, I’m doing to work on my drawing, I’m going to write more of my fanfic, I’m going to dominate the world because I can do anything if I put my mind to it.

Also me: *spends half an hour thinking about what to make the punchline of a shitty tumblr post*