Jun 28, 2018
hey wanna kiss me lmk
Pucker up, buttercup 😘😘😘😘
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hey wanna kiss me lmk
Pucker up, buttercup 😘😘😘😘
vernonsroche replied to your post “I take it all back, @vernonsroche is literally the worst”
if the truth 2 hot for u get out of the reality kitchen punk
I can’t, I’m on lunch duty, remember?
That awkward moment when I realize that @vernonsroche and I are literally the real life embodiment of the florist/tattoo artist trope.
Going to send @shimadashanzo an ask, because sometimes you just gotta harass display your love through obscure asks to your so. Thinking to myself “this fucker changes themes more than anyone I know...” And then I noticed it. I HAVE A BUTTON! MY VERY OWN BUTTON! LOOK AT THAT BUTTON! IT’S GOT MY NAME ON IT AND EVERYTHING ????
shimadashanzo replied to your post “well die in peaceful cononexistence” This is honestly the most...”
im a god damn shakespeare
Cosinder Shakespeare’s track record for star crossed lovers that die...this is pretty accurate.
“well die in peaceful cononexistence” This is honestly the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me...
[10:21:37 PM] Weskinner: YOU'RE NOT WRONG [10:59:13 PM] muldean shimadad 👽: *whispers I'm never wrong [10:59:15 PM] muldean shimadad 👽: unless I am [10:59:22 PM] muldean shimadad 👽: but I kill the witnesses [10:59:26 PM] Weskinner: but like [10:59:29 PM] muldean shimadad 👽: so therefore I still remain correct by exclusion [10:59:31 PM] Weskinner: what if I'M the witness [10:59:36 PM] muldean shimadad 👽: ........ [10:59:39 PM] muldean shimadad 👽: well ur already dead inside wes [10:59:41 PM] Weskinner: ... [10:59:42 PM] Weskinner: wow [10:59:43 PM] Weskinner: this is [10:59:46 PM] Weskinner: so fucking true [10:59:49 PM] muldean shimadad 👽: see [10:59:53 PM] muldean shimadad 👽: I'm never not wrong [10:59:54 PM] muldean shimadad 👽: proof [11:00:02 PM] muldean shimadad 👽: I mean never wrong [11:00:06 PM] Weskinner: ... [11:00:08 PM] muldean shimadad 👽: calm down there double negatives [11:00:11 PM] Weskinner: I'M FUCKING WHEEZING [11:00:18 PM] muldean shimadad 👽: I'm in shambles [11:00:19 PM] muldean shimadad 👽: fuckin [11:00:21 PM] Weskinner: YOU WERE LITERALLY JUST WRONG
S/O to @shimadashanzo, the love of my life, for literally being the most perfect specimen of human being to exist in the entire universe. You certainly do exist and boy do I appreciate that. Keep up the good work.