#deaomi

[peregrinsonofpaladin]

deaomi replied to your post:Can I admit that I find the Hannibal as stag thing...

uh, no, you can’t just admit things. who the hell do you think you are

Okay okay I'm sorry. I'll stop, I promise. I'll never admit anything again. Wait. Did I admit that I'll never admit anything? Oh no.

[peregrinsonofpaladin]

deaomi replied to your post:My money just came through. I have $1,550. I...

hire a sex worker!!

Right. Time for a stripper party.

[sirrobin126]

deaomi said: uther is a firefighter who saves prostitute!merlin from a fire. they have to kiss… on the LIPS. eight lines go Merlin looked at the shirtless man on the bed, he had sat bolt upright in the middle of a deep kiss, nose in the air. "I think there may be a fire somewhere in the building, we have to get out of here now!" "If this is some half-baked attempt to get out of payin-" his words died in his throat as Uther opened the door and flames licked at the doorframe. He heard Uther shout something about being a fireman as he tore into the bathroom with his discarded shirt, running it under the water and wrapping it about his face. Merlin meanwhile, had opened the small window in his room and was busy tipping all of his belongings out of it. Soon he was too light-headed to stand but before he fell too hard on the ground a strong hand grabbed the back of his shirt and began to drag him out of the room, down a flight of stairs and over a hot tile floor before being deposited onto the pavement outside, already swarming with people. Despite protestations he sprang to his feet and ran to his pile of possessions on the ground, laughing in relief when he saw his pet lizard (the great lizard some call him) was alive and well. He lifted the cage towards Uther, who gave him a what-the-fuck-why-do-I-care-about-your-stupid-lizard look before running back into the building, leaving Merlin to contemplate the insurance he was going to collect on his burning apartment.

[andrewgertrude]

yo guys, gonna be down at the coast for a week, starting tomorrow, so I'll catch up with you when I can, which probably won't be for a little while yet as nearly immediately afterwards we're going to sydney

hooray family 

see you guys soon <3 

p.s. kayla we need to catch up when we can so you can see breaking bad~

p.p.s. erin i'll catch up with you after my trip hopefully and anna can join too~~

[sirrobin126]

Yo guys so for the next two weeks i'm going to be in Queensland so don't bother trying to get me to do things with you.

Now we're going up to Broomshead as a trial trip to get Grace's mother to let a bigger party of people up next time (which includes you guys).

I'm sorry I didn't say anything before but Grace felt really bad about not being able to invite you this time.

I'm telling you now (with Grace's permission) because I know you will understand that she had a limited number imposed on her (quite understandably for a first time) and that next time we can all go.

So the only thing that should be of annoyance to you is that you are deprived of me for the next two weeks.

See you guys then and I'm going to miss you.

P.S. Anna when I get back we should totally marathon at least one of the shows we're going to watch together 

[peregrinsonofpaladin]

deaomi replied to your post “GUYS I HAVE $330 TO SPEND AT THINKGEEK. WHAT DO I BUY?”

a life

[stacyyclausen]

I would like the internet to know that I have a small pink-haired friend who I am willing to sell.  I will accept any price you offer.  Her size makes her easy to transport, so if you plan on taking her on long trips she'll probably fit in the overhead.

Be careful though, she does have a penchant for really cheesey jokes.

[peregrinsonofpaladin]

I'm finding the cheese funnier than I should.