#dear ___

[julieandthequeers]

dear netflix

if you don’t renew julie and the phantoms within the next 3 months i will hunt you down

this is not a threat

this is a contract signed promise.

Owen has been stuck in Oklahoma for too long.

Charlie has had that mustache for god knows how many weeks now. he needs to shapeshift back to his stage 1 evolutionary status. and the only hope is a season two.

Jeremy is doing swell but I’m without my emotional support gold hearted himbo and I don’t know how much longer I can handle this.

Madison just hit 1 million and if that’s not enough to convince you to renew it; the fact that 1 million people saw her on TV and said “that girl is talented and amazing, I need to see more of her”, then I don’t know what is

you have three months.

make it happen.

sincerely,

a very distressed and emotionally conflicted Fantom

[thebalancingyiingy]

Dear boyfriend, (that writing meme)

Dear boyfriend, 

You think you’re the worst, you hurt yourself (but you’re getting better!) when you think I’m not looking. You lose yourself in your mind sometimes, and sometimes I fear you’re slowly losing yourself...

Yet still I love you smile. The way your nose crinkles when you laugh. 

I love when you forget that bad habit of covering your mouth and I can see all your darling fangs as you enjoy something. Even if for a brief moment. And dear missiahs as my witnesses god I’d love to see it more. 

Each touch you make is so delicate and thought through. You care so deeply and with everything you can. 

I’m sorry people have hurt you.I’m sorry I can’t always protect you. 

Dear lords though do I love you. 

With never ending adoration, Yiingy Nichan

[dear-blank-confessions]

Dear Coworker:

You are almost 50 years old. I am only 21. I only recently graduated college. I’m still young, I’m still figuring out how to be an adult. Why do you feel the need to try and tear me down? What did I do to you to make you hate me so much? Why do you feel the need to attack my physical appearance and my insecurities?

You are a grown woman working a part time job. You need to realize that tearing people down will get you nowhere in life. Fuck you.

[julieandthequeers]

@netflix you wanna renew Julie and the Phantoms so badly it makes you look stupid

[julieandthequeers]

@netflix i don’t understand because why would you renew something that is so widely hated but not something that brings in great reviews and consistently good streaming numbers? why? w h y?

[julieandthequeers]

dear google

FUCK YOU FOR AUTO CLOSING HALF MY TABS WHEN I WAS JUST TRYING TO READ THREE FICS SIMULTANEOUSLY. FUCK OFF.

[thebalancingyiingy]

Dear bestfriend,

Dear best friend...

I have two of you, but only one that has returned. I pray I will find you someday, as I did with him. Perhaps then I will have another new ray of sunshine to my life. Something to bind me closer to reality? Maybe then I won’t feel so lost and broken....

To the other, you are my longest living--or well, dead.--friend. You have helped me through things no one else ever has, or ever will. Yet... It still hurts to look at you. Knowing you left. I know, now, that you looked back. That you looked for me... But deep down it still feels like you abandoned me. Left me to rot in that horrible torture chamber alone, stuck doing what I loved but turned bitter and more brittle than a sword folded wrong. 

I hurt... It’s not your fault. Neither of you. The world moves on. We live, we age, we grow, we die. 

I never stopped loving either of you. 

Sincerely, Yiingy Nichan