lucius/rodolphus - brotp x''D
send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who:
falls asleep on the couch: Neither, if they fall asleep anywhere it would be over a table or a desk. In their younger days over homework, in which case the other would charm their hair a different color. Now, over work, in which case the other will knock them awake and tell them to go home.
makes friends with the neighbors: Both of them. Ultimately just to make sure they appear to be the sweet young men who would never be involved with anything nefarious. Image is important ya know?
is the adventurous eater: Rodolphus. Mostly because of his stupid childhood competitions with Rab.
hogs the covers at night: Rodolphus. There may or may not have been a few sleep overs as children when he ‘accidentally’ kicked Lucius off the bed for trying to steal the covers back.
forgets to do the dishes: This privileged kids have never washed a dish in their life what are you on about?
tries to surprise their partner more often: Lucius, because he’s not a party pooper that hates surprises.
leaves dirty laundry on the floor: If there’s laundry on the floor a house elf is gonna have a bad day. But overall, they’re both pretty good about putting it in the laundry bin.
stays up til 2 AM reading: Rodolphus. At least once Lucius and Narcissa tie the knot, since Lucius is actually a good husband who doesn’t make his wife sleep alone.
sings in the shower: Lucius. Who is never able to live it down.
takes the selfies: Let’s be real they would have a selfie stick, and would take turns.
plans date night: Lucius, because he doesn’t trust Rodolphus not to take him to any *ahem* gentlemen’s clubs.
