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Dear Robbie, is Rotten your last name? If so, were your parents crazy about alliteration? Do you have a middle name?
Dear Last Name,
It’s me, I like alliteration. My family went under different surnames over the course of my childhood (for various hiding-from-the-cops reasons). When I moved out and changed my name, I picked a last name that would fit my aesthetic.
Dear Robbie, how do you perfect that snazzy walk of yours? It must take some work...or are you just blessed with a flare for the dramatic? Also, doesn’t walking like that burn a lot more calories??
Dear Walking,
My saunter is designed to burn as few calories as possible. I walk that way to step around exercise opportunities.
And if you had to dodge as much sports equipment as I do, you’d walk snazzy too.
Also- flare for the dramatic?
No idea what you mean.
Dear Robbie, I have consumed chocolate cake, thought villainous thoughts, acted on my laziness by staying in bed all day. Can I now be named number two villain?
Dear Number Two,
Actually since I have good days and better day, I occupy both Villain Number One and Villain Number Two. Then there’s Bobbie, Tobbie, and Flobbie who collectively are Villain(s) Number Three. Trixie has Villain Number Four. I can give you Villain Number Five? If you wanna go up in rank, try eating more cake.
Dear Robbie, have you ever seen Sportacus without his cap on? What color is his hair? Surely you know.
Dear Cap,
I have but I didn’t bother to internalize what color his beautiful wavy blond hair was. Sorry to disappoint. It just doesn’t stick out in my memory of his hat flying off in a warm summer breeze and stirring the locks underneath as he laughed at the brats with his eyes shining in mirth.
Off subject but remind me to create a wind machine.
Dear Robbie, the new Pokemon game came out and it is making me very very very very happy!!! :DDD!!! Do you have an opinion on it?
Dear Pokemon Game,
All you need to know is that my new life’s dream is to nap on a pile of THESE ABSOLUTE CUTIES!
Yeah the fighting is alright and the graphics are cool but HAVE YOU MET MY NEW SHEEP-BASED FAMILY???
Dear Robbie, I hope I’m not asking a question someone’s already asked, but what’s your take on Stephanie? She likes both sweets and dancing...
Dear Take On,
My answer depends on you answering one important thing for me:
Which one is Stephanie?
Robbie, got any makeup tips?
Dear Tips,
I think my number one tip is to not use something if it irritates or hurts you. Make up should not burn, or make your eyes water, or feel bad. If something you’re using does hurt you, toss it. Throw it away. Either you’re allergic or the product just sucks.
Don’t just say ‘beauty is pain’ or ‘it will go away’ or ‘I guess make up just feels like this!’. None of these are true.
My second tip is to just have Fun.
Dear Robbie, I was absentmindedly doing nothing, and reaching for my computer so I could binge watch the Witcher all day, I think I pulled a muscle. Any help?
Dear Witcher,
Okay the first step is don’t panic. This happens to the best of us. It’s all going to be fine. You’ll make it through this.
What you wanna do is ice up that sucker. Make a milkshake and press it to the muscle if you have to. Whatever it takes. Then, do not use the muscle. It needs time to heal so sit around and do nothing as much as possible. Watch the Witcher if you get bored but for the love of sweets BE CAREFUL!
Every time we are forced to Do A Movement there a health risk. Get better soon. You are in my thoughts, you brave soul,
