#deargoogle

[deargoogle2015-blog]

Tiny Elephants

Dear Google,

How can I get a tiny elephant?

Google: You can purchase a tiny elephant that is either Jewelry, a tattoo, or go to a cafe in New Jersey called Tiny Elephant.

Dear Google,

What about a genetically modified Elephant? I really want one. Can I find one of those?

Google: Look, you can get genetically modified plants and vegetables, sea horses, pigs even human babies, but you cannot get a genetically modified elephant. They don’t exist.

Dear Google,

… Yet. They don’t exist, yet.

[deargoogle2015-blog]

Ljubljana

Dear Google,

This dude said he was going to meet a friend in Ljubljana. Hahaha that’s a miss spelling right? What is Ljubljana?

Google: Ljubljana is the capital of Slavenia… Which is the country this dude is from. Get it together Girl.