#dearmariah

[fortuneaday]

Hi there, may I know my fortune? 🌻

If you are not the master of your own self, something is wrong.

[hiphopdystopia]

Favorite song from SSTB @cobaltcalcium: #GodSendConspirator. #yourdreamscantlastforever #dearmariah #quarantinedaytwo https://www.instagram.com/p/B-FZOJBgajd/?igshid=1bebi284cla5m

[deathbecomes-her]

Awesome Lunch Time Quotes - brought to you by Mariah and Me

"The greek gods are literally like Jersey Shore with super powers. If you gave The Situation lightning bolts, BAM, there's Zeus. And Sammy would be Hera. Definitely Hera."

"The idea of spending the week with my family makes me contemplate three options: suicide, mass murder, or shooting up a KMART. I really don't want to have to do any of those."

*Mariah makes weird noise.* "You sound like a goat getting fucked up the ass." *Goes over and humps back of Mariah* *Says in a sexy voice* "Do you want to be that goat right now?"

[deathbecomes-her]

Me: I know I was in love with you, back in junior year, but I'll still serenade you with a love song!

Mariah: if you were drunk I'd probably makeout with you

[deathbecomes-her]

My best friend and I are sitting on our computers on opposite sides of my dorm room, angrily making tumblr rant posts about the frat boys we hooked up with, while she likes all my old 2009 picniked pictures on facebook to embarrass me. this is true best friendship done right. 

I love you 100%. 100% of the time.

[deathbecomes-her]

I post so many pictures with my best friend that when people look in my self page, they might not know which one I am. 

[deathbecomes-her]

The fact that my best friend and I are pretty much on the exact same wavelength about everything >>>

[deathbecomes-her]

Talking with my bestie about how I'm cravin the v.... our friendship > your friendship.