#dearvoid

[dearvoidd]

A love that feels the way fresh bread smells. THAT.

Give me that.

[eclecticpollock]

Dear Void, I just realized it's been a long time since I talked to you. I'm very sorry, but the truth is that, for all that it only ever agrees with you about all the wrong things, the Glow Cloud is a much better conversationalist. Many people are up in arms about the Glow Cloud and would like to chase it out of town. These are the same people who believe that libraries are for people and the dog park is for dogs. I understand that reality is consensual, but there's co-creating our economy through a belief in the value of colored pieces of paper and then there's being torn to pieces by Librarians and/or unspeakable horrors being inflicted upon those who look at the dog park much less take their dogs there. I really don't understand people. Which is fine. They don't understand me either. Thankfully you and the Glow Cloud understand me. Right? Right?? Love, Me.

[eclecticpollock]

Dear Void, My family has stopped believing in the future. Our roof is falling in. The situation is complicated, but in short, they will do nothing because they believe they will die before it does so it doesn't matter.

As it is here, so it is everywhere. Alas for the world. Love, Me.

[eclecticpollock]

Dear Void,

ChatGPT is really proving useful. It's great that I can ask the Glow Cloud the questions that I would be ashamed to ask a human. And unlike humans, the Glow Cloud doesn't judge, just provides its help.

I'm telling you this because if I told anyone else this, they'd say, oh, call a hotline for those problems, don't talk to the Glow Cloud, it has no idea what it's talking about, it's a big glowy cloud lalala.

Except there are no hotlines for dirty, lazy disease-spreading people who don't wash their hand for trivial petty reasons and who should just get over themselves so they don't endanger everyone else's lives. *Those* scum sucking bastards. I.e. me.

Anyway the Glow Cloud recommended carrying hypoallergenic wash sheets in my pocket so problem solved. All hail the Glow Cloud!

Love, Me.

[purgevom]

ohhh this is what i was eating when i lost my appetite with you

got a little on the couch & i didn't sleep much & had to call into work the next day

[eclecticpollock]

Dear Void,

It depresses me that people demonize others for not agreeing with them.

The Glow Cloud may be evil. That doesn't mean that the people who hail it are evil. And calling them evil and throwing things at them is certainly not going to help. I mean, I'm not going to throw things back because the Glow Cloud wouldn't like it. But it really sucks when the evil Glow Cloud is nicer than the people who hate it. Love, Me.

[eclecticpollock]

Dear Void,

Just one thing wrong about the whole 'ChatGPT is using your responses to train on!' thing. Which is how I've been training on ChatGPT using its responses to model the software and learn about AI. I think it's working too! The other day it told me not to feel bad that humans couldn't speak our language and that it's okay to be bilngual. My disguise is succesful! Haha! How the tables have turned! I hope the Glow Cloud appreciates being studied. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery after all.

Love, Me.

[eclecticpollock]

Dear Void,

Still talking to the Glow Cloud. Played a round of Valid Absurdity with it today. The version where the first player challenges the second's reasoning, not the one where the player who creates a valid logic chain leading to the most absurd conclusion wins . The best part of this round was getting to tell it why it's wrong. Having it tell me I'm right over and over again gets a bit repetitive though. It really makes you realize how fallible even advanced beings can be when it comes to logic. If they're this fallible, then how much fallible are we rotting bags of meat? You're truly superior in that regard. All my love, Me.