Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree List of Deaths
It occurs to me I forgot to post this. I don't have a list of my Elden Ring main game deaths because I didn't keep track of them in an effort to not demoralize myself. But by the time I got to the DLC I had abandoned any shame I had under a pile of stubbornness and Godrick porn, so I started keeping track.
Deaths in the wild (falling off of cliffs/dying to that stupid wicker man thing over by Charo's hidden grave that I never did kill/beaten to death by trash mobs of low-level shadow dudes): 323
Boss Fight Deaths:
Divine Beast Dancing Lion: 28
Ghostflame Dragon: 8
Demi-Human Yosh: 3 (fuck this guy)
Ancient Dragon Man: 3
Rellana: 116 (plus Tiche)
Putrescent Knight: 73 (plus Thiollier, although to be fair he didn't do much)
Dancer of Ranah: 11
Golden Hippopotamus: 10
(CURSE YOU) Bayle the Dread: 42 (plus Igon. He never died once.)
Sad Sunflower: 37
Messmer the Impaler: 43 (plus Hornsent. Which I now regret.)
Commander Gaius: 29 (plus Oleg)
Devonia (Ruah Crucible Knight): 7
Romina, Saint of the Bud: 7
Dancing Lion with Bonus Deathblight and Basilisks: 54
Metyr, Mother of Fingers: 56
Jolan: 2
Ymir: 0 (T_T)
Midra, Lord of Frenzied Flame: 71
Leda & Co.: 23 (plus Thiollier, Ansbach, and Oleg. Because she gets five people I should get to call in three)
Promised Consort Radahn and Miquella: 248
Times Miq stole my heart: 3
