#death lemon

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“Ah man. Ah geez.” The tiny god filled fruit leaped from one furry rock to the next, slowly accumulating fur to his rind. Strangely, he never thought of making a furry lemon body.

“Definitely a keeper.” Swiff-swish. Breezy.

Besides his new fuzzy look, Lemon hated this world. He hated the one before it, and the one before that, and the one before that, but not the one before that one. He destroyed that one. It has a fantastic view now.

Remodeling aside, Lemon was getting tired. All these empty, lifeless worlds were the opposite of what he needed. With no nearby life he grew weaker. If he never made it home, he’d eventually vanish.

Thankfully Lemon is old as hell and has plenty of strength to keep going.

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Lemon, attempting to hide a bonsai in Blackguard’s ship.

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Can your muse survive a smackdown with god?

TAGGED BY: @patternedwings

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The angriest Lemon “run”

(he thinks skipping counts as running)

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Ribbit. Ribbit ribbit

The tiny, lemon colored frog let out a sharp croak.

Yep, totally normal frog that’s always been there.

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I realize big form lemon also has noodle arm powers.

Horrifying

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trying to get a feel for him again

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Sweet lemony Facts!

TAGGED BY: @patternedwings

⋙ Can they use chopsticks? Yes. Dexterity isn’t much an issue when they’re noodles. ⋙ What do they do when they can’t sleep? Tries on a new lemon, but if that doesn’t work he’ll find someone out in the multiverse to pester for a while. ⋙ What would they impulse buy at the grocery store? A 5 lb Hershey’s Kiss. ⋙ What order do they wash things in the shower? Start with zest, then finish the rest. ⋙ What’s their energon order? Candy. ⋙ What sort of apps would they have on their smartphone? tumblr and Pinterest ⋙ How do they act around children? Depends if it’s his kids or not. Mortal kids are just tiny regular mortals, right? ⋙ What would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing they really like is on? Documentaries about stars and deep sea life. He loves David Attenborough.