#deathbystrawberry

[the-pallid-king]

Swallows. Might even be sweating a little. Half expects you to try tearing his throat out with those teeth that look sharper than he remembers. Grunts then blinks when you just sit on him instead. Snorts under his breath a little, because you look so disappointed. "What the hell are you so pissed about? I didn't even do it that hard."

" ‘m not pissed." Maybe a little… or he was, at first. More like just aggressive. There’s a difference sometimes. Sort of… "I’m gonna be if ya keep accusin’ me though." Crosses his arms. "Why’d ya do it at all? What’d ya expect me ta do?"

[the-pallid-king]

Claws the floor and redoubles his efforts, because he has no idea how to feel about this. On one hand, he trusts you, on the other, you're a hollow and unpredictable and he's stupid for trusting you. Just sort of... relaxes a little to see what you'll do. Pretty sure you won't kill or otherwise maim him too bad.

Jerks you over so that you’re facing up and, consequently, him where he hovers over you. Glares down at you, bares teeth. Growls lowly. Actually has a really hard time not furthering his attack, but you backed off as well as quit running, so you took the fun out of it anyway. Huffs. Frowns at you. Plops his weight down on your stomach and just sits.

[the-pallid-king]

Yelps, because did not expect that. Tries to crawl away.

Drags you back and cackles a manic laugh. No running for you.

[the-pallid-king]

Pulls your stupid, ridiculous hair.

Lunges for your stupid, ridiculous throat.

[the-pallid-king]

Spit it out

Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blurt it out to you!47. Could you get any uglier? Disgusting.

It came as little surprise that he found Ichigo in his living quarters once more. For all the tormenting and teasing and threatening the two threw back and forth at one another, they sure did spend quite a bit of time in each others company.

Bent over at the waist so that his face was level with Ichigo's where the shinigami sat on his couch, the hollow stood ridiculously close. As close as he could get without actually touching. Nose to nose, almost. There was no particular reason for it, other than he was feeling like a rotten little shit at that moment, and he really had no idea why Ichigo hadn't sat back to put some space between them or shoved him away yet. Maybe he was afraid of setting the hollow off? Who knew what ran through that strange little human mind. He could see gears turning in those brown eyes as he stared and a smirk tried desperately to worm across pale features.

Then, when the awkwardness of the situation had dragged out long enough, he curled his lip a bit, said, "Damn yer ugly." and finally pulled out of Ichigo's face to drop down on the couch beside him with a sigh. "Disgustin'. Go away."

[doctor-rukia]

You had better not bang my dad I'm just saying

"Happy Mother’s Day to me, yes Ichigo?"

[dxttebayo]

+death-by-strawberry +oficialyatogami +delitescent-uchiha +fragrantlykarin

「 ℕ」— "Neh, can you repeat that.. I don't think I heard ya right 'ttebayo.."

[the-pallid-king]

Raises a brow and half sits up. "You need a terrarium or something. There's the box I used to carry the food in if you want a place now."

Gives you a look, like it’s obvious, “Can’t carry it ‘round all day.” Lifts the lizard to be at eye level. Tells it, “Hope ya don’t mind the dark.” and finds the box you were talking about. It will work until he goes to procure a proper little home for his lizard.