#deathhumor

[diemonger]

This year, Skeletons In The Closet celebrates their 25th year in business. The new Chief Medical Examiner doesn’t like the chalk outlines on their merch. Nor does he like joking about death, everything with humor will be sold until inventory is depleted and will be replaced with the boring af MEs seal. If you think this is booty and the ME sucks the fun out of death then PLEASE join me by going to their website and leave a comment on your thoughts on the change. #ilikemybodycold #chalkoutlines #deathhumor (at Skeletons In The Closet: The L.A. Coroner Gift Shop)

[valdanderthal]

[greenekangaroo]

Some Days

I consider what would go on my headstone if I died right now.

"Here lies the body of Serah Lynn Carter

who came to this earth and left no smarter

no richer

no stronger

no more famous, too-

'but damn it, I laughed, and that'll do.'"

"OUT OF PRINT"

"Home For The Holidays"

"She was a beloved daughter, a tolerated sister, and something like a friend."

"Oi, Get Off!"

"I was a lazy, jealous, greedy bitch. Don't let them fool you."

"I'm off to beat the Spirit Temple."

"She wrote many things about many people, but really they were all about herself."

"Here lies a sister, one of three;

she's mucked it up as you can see.

"Don't worry, guys, I'm fine to wait.

there's free wifi at heaven's gate!"

"Her chiefest regret was never jumping on a crocodile."

"A veteran of the SOPA war

and unrepentant liberal.

Long Live LOLcats."

"I've done it, and decreased the surplus population."

"Be it ever so humble,

there's no place like home."

"She'll never have to special order her name again."

"So will you publish me now?"

"She spent all her time on this earth ignoring the stupid

in hopes that they wouldn't follow her."

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints."