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D.E.A.T.H. Robots

Early focus group results have uncovered two clear trends.

1) People do not like the concept of Death Robots taking over.  They feel that "Death" has negative connotations.

2) Not nearly enough people pronounce robots as 'ro-bits' these days.  

To address point 1, it should be noted that 'Death' is really an acronym: Democratically Elected Automated Technological Humanoids

We need to tune our branding strategy to get that point across.  Hopefully that will allay some concerns as people are being stomped to death an alternate life status when they get out of line.

As for point two...well...that's just a crying shame.

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Death Robots: My Inspiration

You can read all the books by John Kotter or Dale Carnegie to try to change the world, but that's a slow and boring process.  With no doubts I can be a benevolent ruler of this lil blue rock.  But, I need someway to do it fast.  And with flair.  That's why my choice is Death Robots.  I will invent a Death Robot to rule the world.  Don't worry, I'll use Kohn Kotter's techniques so you'll be well informed and involved in the process.  Though, that involvement may involve being stomped by my Death Robot.

My main problem will, of course, be focusing.  To date I've spent too much time spread across Death Robots, Death Rays and Doomsday Machines.  After much analysis, I've decided to focus on Death Robots.