I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT DON BRADMAN'S CRICKET
there’s nothing I can add to this to make it funnier
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT DON BRADMAN'S CRICKET
there’s nothing I can add to this to make it funnier
decadentmousse replied to your post: decadentmousse replied to your post: ...
Ahhhhhhhhhh okay. For a second I thought you went out and bought a horse I was like “well that was unexpected.”
Relatedly I’m about to buy a horse tamagotchi.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT DIED ALREADY
“remember your dead” I’m losing it
That was a wild ride XD
decadentmousse replied to your post: Alright, I have successfully bought a Horse...
!!!!!!!!!! An actual horse??
No, it's the tumblr April Fool's joke, I think. There's a pretend cryptocurrency, and you can buy a horse tamagotchi thingo for your dash
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TRUEEEEEEE. That means we just very narrowly escaped with our lives.
That was very nearly a bloodbath. We’re damn lucky. Who do these jokers think they are, huh?
decadentmousse replied to your post: decadentmousse replied to your post : I am mad...
I KNOW. Maybe that’s *why* they took away the glasses. They knew, combined with everything else, that it would just literally be too much and we’d all flatline right there in the theater.
That seems like too much detail-orientation for the people involved in making this movie... I think we were just lucky to avoid a near miss.
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decadentmousse replied to your post: screechthemighty replied to your post : My brother...
I’ve been calling him Bitter Ex.
niiiice XD
decadentmousse replied to your post : I am mad about how attractive Newt's wardrobe of...
It’s terrible because in the first movie, Newt automatically pinged my weakness of “guy with nice arms in rolled up sleeves” and he has NO RIGHT to graduate to ALSO wearing a waistcoat which is another big weakness. I’m too gay for this.
“I’m too gay for this.“ Actual quote from Hermann Gottlieb.
If they hadn’t taken his glasses away when they gave him the waistcoat, I would currently be incapable of coherent sentences.
NINJA BEAR
I KNOW I DIED
Happy birthday! I hope you have a great day!
Thank you! I hope so too!!