Shazza's Stuff

Shazza. Any pronouns. Older than you. STRAYA. Just doing my thing.

[shazzaofdoom]

I was going to explain myself, but then I thought: no, I will not.

Here, tumblr, have this.

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[roroco316]

All is dust.

Art by me

[sebastianfowler]

Are your characters fucking in spite of The Horrors, or are they fucking because of The Horrors?

[dyrewrites]

There is a third thing to consider.

[daynakathrynscully]

Their fucking has caused The Horrors.

[knitmeapony]

Okay, a *fourth* thing to consider.

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[lets-steal-an-archive]

[shazzaofdoom]

The problem isn’t that there are things I wish I’d said to Dad before he died. The problem is that I keep having new things I want to tell him.

The Bloke and I sat outside at the cafe near Dad’s place and watched a honeyeater land on a table, pull a sugar sachet out of the caddy, tear it open, and feed on it like it was a flower. It kept dipping its long beak in and out and then tipping its head back and you could see its long, whippy tongue going mlem mlem mlem as it slurped up the sugar. Crazy piece of urban wildlife adaptation.

AND I CAN’T TELL DAD ABOUT IT 😡

[angelanvar]

Honouring John Blanche

The great John Blanche, whose art set the tone for so much of what I love about Warhammer, has passed away. A lot of emphasis is being put on his work for WH40K, where he really shaped and defined the universe, but to me, as a fantasy guy, I'll remember him for some of his iconic fantasy pieces. Not all of them were made for WFB - some were co-opted into the setting - but they shaped the way I imagine the warhammer world, a world I spend a lot of time in. Thank you John!

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[icaseybaybee]

[unholydevilhost]

@goodokolachampagne

[blueallihc]

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔨𝔦𝔰𝔰 𝔟𝔢𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔡𝔞𝔴𝔫

[pinkmoonsun]

He was kissing her from the very beginning! I'm dying 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[puppygirldick]

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

[puppygirldick]

Would the word for housefucker be ecosexual

[anarqueeen]

I think the word for housefucker is "Wilson" if I'm understanding this show right

[boomerkuwanger8]

Gargoyles perfectly summed up why Generative AI & LLM's are wrong and dumb back in 1995 and for some reason we didn't listen to Goliath.

[cringecorp]

so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.

and i need to show you all some of these because ?????

[barbrapleeez]

[misopheri]

in commemoration of a marriage, and then perceived divorce, and then the surprise fact that one of them never signed the divorce papers, making it a marriage again? kind of?

I really enjoyed this episode. Dedicated to @walking-natural-disaster who I watched this episode with, live

So here, have two husbands kissing each other.

I've never actually drawn a kissing pose before, not even between my own ocs, so this feels weirdly raunchy to me. Maybe I'm just secretly puritan. I hope not. I have so much to live for.