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Happy new years eve‼️‼️ 🎉🎉💥💥

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Tweek: FUCK-

Tweek: ACK- STAY AWAY FROM ME, DEVIL SPAWN!! Stan: Fuck dude, this is the second ti- .. hey tweek...?

Tweek: STAN?! oh- sorry. I was running and then- I didn't know you were back. I thought you were dam- nngh- I shouldn't speak his name.

Tweek: THEY'RE PROBABLY LISTENING TO OUR CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW! Stan: ... Who?

Tweek: THE DEMONS! THEY'RE ALWAYS WATCHING ME- WATCHING US! LISTENING! THEY WANT OUR BLOOD, STAN!

Stan: You're acting more paranoid than I remember. Tweek: AM I?!

Stan: Tweek, I- Tweek: YOU KNOW.. they did something to Clyde. I don't know what- BUT THEY DID! They lead him in with the promise of joy- HE'S DIFFERENT NOW! HES A PART OF THEIR STUPID CULT! HES A WATCHER OF US NOW!! Stan: .. okayyy... tweek, I really don't have time for thi- Tweek: Nobody in this damn school believes me! But you believe me- DONT YOU STAN?!

Stan: .. you know, I really gotta get home. Tweek: that's a good idea- They're gonna start suspecting something if we talk too- ack- long. Stan: Yeah, yeah, sure.

Tweek: AND DON'T TRUST ANYONE WITH RED EYES! ACK- THEY'RE WATCHERS! PRAY AND YOU'LL BE UNTOUCHED BY THE DEMONS! WE CAN BANISH THEM TOGETHER! Stan: Okay yeah, maybe later.. (Stan: .. Since when did Tweek get religiou-)

Tweek: AND TAKE THIS!! Stan: OW FUCK-

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Two Christmas posts in one day ayyyyyayy

Sillies

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I said I would post the designs for the other demons so here you go. Eat up. (Ignore all the little mistakes ahh I finished these right before I went to bed)

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CW: Blood, flashing image.

Estella: Is he going to wake up or did you idiots accidentally kill him?

Mark: We didn't kill him. Just be patient. Jason: You guys did knock him out pretty hard. Rebecca: He's waking. Butters: AHHHH!!

Butters: W-WHA- OH HAMBURGERS, WHERE AM I?! Estella: They're always so loud, dear god.

Damien: SILENCE ALL! Greetings mortal! Welcome to your doom!

Butters: w..huh..?

Leslie: Damien, don't be dramatic. You're scaring him. Damien: HE SHOULD BE SCARED!

Estella: Please, it's not like we're killing him necessarily.. Pip: Shall we start soon?

Damien: WE START NOW! BACK UP! LET THE POSSESSION BEGIN! Butters: Possession?!

Mark: don't fret, it will be over soon. Butters: BUT WAIT I-

Pip: .. was that supposed to happen..? Damien: uh. Estella: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!

Jason: I think I’m gonna throw up.

Mark: the smell.. what happened..

Leslie: Mike, come clean this up.

Mike: Glady!

Rebecca: Oh dear.

Mark: Yes well.. what DID you do, Damien? Pip: Very gross. Damien: I'VE DONE THIS SO MANY TIMES! ITS VERY DRAINING!

Leslie: Okay.. I'll fix this. Jason: h.. how..? His insides are kinda.. everywhere. Mike: It's almost cleaned up, per se.

Leslie: I just will. I know a lot when it comes to... rebuilding things.

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Leslie, how did you get revived?

Leslie: Simple. I was rebuilt. Mostly by my own hands. PC principal might've killed me, but the chip that held all my memories and motives stayed intact. Someone just had to simply reactive the chip and I started regenerating.

Leslie: Once you close an ad, it always pops back up eventually.

Leslie:.. although, I must admit though, Damien did help my revival... Barely. Damien: who the hell are you speaking to?

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Leslie: Damien.

Damien: Why are you interrupting me, Leslie?

Leslie: May I ask, what the hell are you doing?

Damien: Beating the asses of mortal children in a virtual killing simulator!

Leslie: Okay.. have you taken care of Leopold yet?

Damien: I'm busy! Stop your blabbering! I am the son of Satan, I don't need to take care of Shi-

Leslie: Damien, I ask you to do one thing. We all do our parts in this plan. You have to do yours. Besides, the humans are starting to get concerned about Butters' disappearance and you KNOW how annoying humans can get when they're concerned.

Damien: Why can't YOU take care of the mortal? Why must I?!

Leslie: Because YOU'RE the only one who can alter the brains of humans.

Damien: SO CAN YOU! SO CAN PIP! SO CAN EVERYONE ELSE!

Leslie: NOT PERMANENTLY! JUST GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO YOUR JOB!

Damien: SILENCE OR I SHALL SQUEEZE THAT PUNY HEAD UNTIL IT PO-

Mark: May you two quiet it down a tiny bit? It's very disturbi-

Damien and Leslie: OUT.

Mark: ... Of course.

Leslie: ..Go deal with Butters, Damien.

Damien: Fine, Robot bitch.

Side note: The demons can be asked questions now. :) (I'll post about the other demons later!)

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Stan: Oh shit. Kenny I-

Kenny: Here.

Stan: Thanks.

Kenny: You going to the school too?

Stan: yeah, I am.

Kenny: c'mon then!

Stan: Oh, okay.

Kenny: so.. where the hell have you been, Stan? You kinda moved without saying anything to anyone.

Stan: Oh yeah.. I was in Oregon. I know I should’ve texted you or something but..

Kenny: I understand. It’s fine.

Stan: really? You’re not upset?

Kenny: oh no, I’m pissed. But honestly, I don’t care. I haven’t seen you in years. I’m just happy to have one of my best friends back.

Stan: oh.. yeah, sorry. I would’ve told one of you guys that I was moving but I didn’t want to deal with that emotional stuff.

Kenny: Wow. You’re an asshole, Stan.

Stan: what?

Kenny: Nothing, just fucking with you.

Stan: oh. ‘Kay.

Kenny: I gotta say, Stan, I might not be THAT upset with you, but I can’t say the same for everyone else. Kyle and Wendy are extremely pissed off.

Stan: Shit. I am going to be fucked.

Kenny: Really? By who? How much did you have to pay them?

Stan: Jeez. You really didn't change that much, did you Kenny?

Kenny: Not really, no.

Stan: Hold up.

Kenny: Hm?

Stan: Butters?