#decent boy

[msfehrwight]

“your whole way of being is quite often the purest of poetry“ is certainly one of the most gorgeous things ever said to me and also the EXACT kind of sweet nonsense I like best and this guy is just really sweet

[msfehrwight]

Also, how funny is it that I do academic stuff on Scott and the boy has a paper on a Bear short story?

[anandchary]

Simple But I'm Royal Be Original I'm a Decent Boy.... |

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So For anyone following me because of the Decent Hobbit Boy post He broke it off with me about an hour and a half ago o noes

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yEAH SO I KISSED A BOY TODAY WHOO. 

It's the same boy who took me to see the Hobbit, and it was our first kiss 

and my first kiss everyone shut uP AND SO

SHORT VERSION:  I have no fuckin clue what Lord of the Rings is about.

AND SO we had been talking about hanging out at his moms house and that's what we did but we're not really supposed to be in a relationship because his dad doesn't want us to for some reason, but his mom doesn't really seem to be against it so yeah. So we were talking about watching the Breakfast Club and cuddling and I was like awWW but we ended up watching Lord of the Rings (kiiind of) and we were awkward cuddling and then it got less awkward and then we kind of kissed [I MEAN IF YOU REALLY WANT DETAIL ASK FOR IT NO ONE REALLY NEEDS TO KNOW THIS IF THEY AREN'T ASKING FOR IT] and it was literally just the most normal kiss ever like not long not short and yeah it was normal and then we both kind of sat in silence while trying to process it for like 2 minutes and then we kinda just started kissing like over and over and yeah. And also I mean like yo I'm pretty sure I'm a fantastic fuckin kisser man. I mean he didn't say anything. But I know it yo. I'm not sure of many things but this. This is am. ANYWAYS so yeah omg he was chewing gum too which i didn't even realize and then he spit it out afterward idek. 

And because i'm a loser dork, my mouth feels weird. Which it shouldn't. Because last time I kissed him was like 4 hours ago. And I brushed my teeth. Not because he was like gross or anything I just couldn't stop thinking that there are sOMEONE ELSE'S ENZYMES FROM SALIVA IN MY MOUTH LIKE WHAT but yeah okay bye

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I KISSED HIM

HE KISSED ME

WE KISSED

I KISSED DECENT, HOBBIT BOY

WHILE WATCHING LORD. OF. THE. RINGS. 

(ALSOITMAYHAVEBEENMYFIRSTKISSSHH)

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I finally get to see Decent Hobbit Boy tomorrow but I'm at my cousin's house and omg I just wanna stay up all night and eat chips and pet her dog because he's the cutiest but I mean cuddle date like do you see my dilemma

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so the guy im dating threw the L WORD into our texting conversation and I decided to text a sarcastic best friend...

Me: gil you sleepy fuck wake up or so help me god I'll hit you with a lamp

Gil: whAT I'm awake

Me: he jUST USED THE L WORD.

Gil: WHAT

Me: I KNOW. I MEAM HE DIDNT SAY THE L WORD THING BUT HE SAID THE L WORD.

Gil: jWSUS TURDSS CHRIST WHAT

Me: I KNOW

Gil: OH MY FRICKIN

Gil: HOLY SHIT.

Gil:

Gil: HE SAID LESBIANS!??!

Me:

Gil: THAT IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT

Me:

Gil: OH MY GOD

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: NOT LESBIANS YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT