#hobbit boy

[lantern-inthenight]

Josh, standing on a chair: Mama didn’t raise a quitter!

Sam: But she did apparently raise a drama queen.

Josh: JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN COOKIE, YOU GIRAFFE MOTHERFUCKER

[royalepirate]

Hobbit boy.

[pablopunkasso]

Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just a little hobbit boy. Shall we go on a journey?

[capslockapocalypse]

So For anyone following me because of the Decent Hobbit Boy post He broke it off with me about an hour and a half ago o noes

[questing4awhile]

Hobbit-Boy Legends

This is only short because I just left church, and this happened about 45 mins ago, and I had to leave because of the weather. (Everyone else stayed, though, the idiots... That's really just my intense concern breaking through I am sorry)

Okay, so I was doing sound for band, and we were introducing the lowerclassmen to the band, since half the band (if not more) are Juniors and Seniors. HB and this other girl were sort of directing them since we don't really have an official "leader."

I stayed an hour, and it was... eh. They weren't fantastic, but they did decently for the first time. THere was much yelling at me for messing up the sound (which I didn't, it was just that they couldn't hear themselves and yelled at me because of it).

HB got them back, though, so no worries.  (He was the last sound board person, so he knows things better than I do) 

My mom and dad texted around 5:30 saying I needed to leave, because the roads were getting AWFUL. I mean, they cancelled school in the surrounding areas, and they were telling people to get off the roads. Snow plows were even getting brought back because of how bad it is.

So, after I talked to mah dad, I went back in the room and asked the guy doing powerpoint to cover for me. He said that was fine and I moved on to talk to HB. He had a mic and was directing people quite loudly. I didn't want to interrupt so I hung back. As soon as he saw me, he told everyone to hold on so he could see what was wrong (it must've been obvious I was nervous).

See, I didn't want to back out, because HB is awesome, and I know it's hard for him to direct the band, sing, play guitar, and do soundboard all at once. That's why they got me to do it. So, I felt awful.

I told him really fast that I had to leave because of the roads, and I was really sorry, and I just had to leave and I hope everything goes well, and I'm so sorry.

His response: "Oh, no, no! Go home, Questy, okay? Don't die, drive safely, tell your dad to drive safe if he's driving you, thank you so much for coming out here! You made my job easy! Just know you're a wonderful human being, and thank you so much, here let me give you a hug since you're leaving and then have a safe night--" He got up and hugged me (previously mentioned, it's more like the definition of a huggle) and then patted me on the head. I did not make up this conversation. He's this friendly/nice.

It should be mentioned we're the same height. And he's an upperclassman. Because I'm 5'2". (*insert 'I told you he's a Hobbit!' here*)

So, after that, he called for me to drive safe, and I left. The End.

P.S. Leroy texted me an hour later asking me if I had left the church. OTL

[questing4awhile]

Hobbit Boy Legends -- #1

Last night I left church early because I was feeling really crappy and Hobbit Boy didn't know I was... (btw, another reason HB rocks? He helps/ed me work through my depression because he's awesome) So he just slowly follows me out the door, not really going anywhere, and sort of futzes with the soundboard for a bit since I'm standing there...

And then I open the door and head out to the hall an call out behind me: "Okay, guys, have a good night!"

And then I hear this voice behind me as the door is shutting: "What? You're leaving?" And I made the mistake of turning around and there's this face peering out the little rectangle window with these eyes and it's just so sad and I can't just not do anything, and the door clicks shut and then he just looks at me like: "Why didnt' you tell me? I would've given you a hug?"

And I just sort of wave a little and go: "Yeah... I'm not feeling good..."

And then he partially opens the door and sticks his hand out to wave and goes in a surprisingly-sad voice: "Oh... Well... Bye... See you tomorrow, right?"

And then the door shut again and our pastor told him to sit down and in that moment every Questy's heart shattered because the poor hobbit boy was sad.

The End.

[capslockapocalypse]

yEAH SO I KISSED A BOY TODAY WHOO. 

It's the same boy who took me to see the Hobbit, and it was our first kiss 

and my first kiss everyone shut uP AND SO

SHORT VERSION:  I have no fuckin clue what Lord of the Rings is about.

AND SO we had been talking about hanging out at his moms house and that's what we did but we're not really supposed to be in a relationship because his dad doesn't want us to for some reason, but his mom doesn't really seem to be against it so yeah. So we were talking about watching the Breakfast Club and cuddling and I was like awWW but we ended up watching Lord of the Rings (kiiind of) and we were awkward cuddling and then it got less awkward and then we kind of kissed [I MEAN IF YOU REALLY WANT DETAIL ASK FOR IT NO ONE REALLY NEEDS TO KNOW THIS IF THEY AREN'T ASKING FOR IT] and it was literally just the most normal kiss ever like not long not short and yeah it was normal and then we both kind of sat in silence while trying to process it for like 2 minutes and then we kinda just started kissing like over and over and yeah. And also I mean like yo I'm pretty sure I'm a fantastic fuckin kisser man. I mean he didn't say anything. But I know it yo. I'm not sure of many things but this. This is am. ANYWAYS so yeah omg he was chewing gum too which i didn't even realize and then he spit it out afterward idek. 

And because i'm a loser dork, my mouth feels weird. Which it shouldn't. Because last time I kissed him was like 4 hours ago. And I brushed my teeth. Not because he was like gross or anything I just couldn't stop thinking that there are sOMEONE ELSE'S ENZYMES FROM SALIVA IN MY MOUTH LIKE WHAT but yeah okay bye

[capslockapocalypse]

I KISSED HIM

HE KISSED ME

WE KISSED

I KISSED DECENT, HOBBIT BOY

WHILE WATCHING LORD. OF. THE. RINGS. 

(ALSOITMAYHAVEBEENMYFIRSTKISSSHH)