Dec 10, 2016
I was thinking about Witch!Ivakir and Selkies and all that jazz and then... Dechis visiting Iv, all innocent like and then. Boom. Seal in the kitchen.
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I was thinking about Witch!Ivakir and Selkies and all that jazz and then... Dechis visiting Iv, all innocent like and then. Boom. Seal in the kitchen.
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🎁 Jay/Dechis
As long as Dechis supervises, then Jay can actually bake cookies that aren't badly burnt or cause an explosion in the kitchen.
Jay brings Dechis gifts sometimes. They're usually plant related things in glass, bought off Etsy or stuff she's made out of wire. She also does her best to make it plant related, even though, mmfr-wise, she's never seen a plant in her life.
Jay's dubbed him Smol Plant Man. She sometimes gets mixed up and called him Smol Purple Man (her nickname for Siris). Dechis tolerates it (and comes up with his own names to call her).
3/3 Kisses
Jay pounces on Dechis, a smirk tugging at her mouth. “I got a surpriiiiiiise for yooouuu~!” She plants a kiss on his cheek and then bites his ear. “Jerk.”
Incorrect Jay/Dechis quotes
Dechis: Oh, when she is angry she is is keen and shrewd! She was a vixen when she went to school, And thought she be but little, she is fierce.
Jay: "Little" again? Nothing but "low" and "little"! Why will you suffer her to flout me thus? Let me come to [her].
Dechis: Get you gone, you dwarf, you minimus of hindering knotgrass made, you bead, you acorn!
Fun fact : Dechis would that kind of annoying ghost. Haunting you all day long and making stupid and definitely unnecessary comments about your life style. “Why did you chose that colour for the curtains?”, “Ugh you bought that shitty bread again”, “I don’t like this movie change it”, “BUT I WANT TO GET DRUNK AGAAAAIN” (followed by an ugly sob), “Pay attention to me. I’m BORED”.
please read this @astormriderstuff (just the pictures, 14-27 bc I can’t post it for some reason)
FIGHT ME DECHIS
“YOU DON’T STAND A CHANCE YOU TINY MONSTER!”
Random thoughts : In Modern AU Vata is alive and kicking. He has a small veterinary clinic that just happens to be located in front of Dechis' apothecary. Dech, of course, has a huge, enormous crush on Vata (the poor thing...) and uses George (and the other animals) as an excuse to visit "that sexy and overwelmingly cute vet". But for some reason he doesn't find the courage to ask Vata on a date. Which is a bit odd for Dech...but, oh well.