#decifurthis

[alpachika-blog]

some FR comissions I just got done after so damn long...

[thecelestialruler]

Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that being an adult means realizing that you can buy ALL of the half priced candy on the day after Easter, but having the self-control not to do the stupid thing. P.s. I've already done the stupid thing. I'm not sure what anyone was expecting.

         ░░░  ♛     Oh dear. Well, Celestia could certainly understand             lacking self control when it came to your sweet tooth, so really, she             could hardly judge anypony, not that she ever would.

            “I hope you enjoyed the candy, at least.”

[foronceimactuallyinnocent]

((I hate that we're constantly trying to one up each other on depressing angsty plots and headcanons. One of us has to win eventually gosh dang it)) ((Plot twist--- IT won't be either of us. It'll probably be mortiiest and we'll never see it coming until it happens.))

((Honestly, I believe it.

@mortiiest))

[wastedingenuity]

(¬‿¬) (This probably won't be the only time he sends this meme. Fair warning.)

For every (¬‿¬) I get my muse will remove a piece of clothing.

The elderly scientist yanked his lab coat off, yanked his sweater off, and then pulled his lab coat back on. Only taking a jacket off would’ve been bullshit. He wanted to start with something a little more substantial. Besides, he knew he’d look damn good if he ended up wearing nothing but a lab coat.

[foronceimactuallyinnocent]

@decifurthis (x)

“That’s it? No ‘hello’? You absolutely wound me, Fez.” He placed his own fingertips to his general heart area in mock hurt. “Did you finally come to join the party? It’s about time! Better late than never, I suppose.”

“If you haven’t noticed, morals don’t mean a whole lot to someone like me—- but where do I stand after the…. uhm….” The triangle was squinting at his fingers, as if silently counting them. “….Well it was a lot of people. How large would you say the Gravity Falls population is again?” Bill laced his fingers behind his back, staring up at Stan through long lashes with false innocence. “And I wouldn’t call it murder, as that would imply they’re actually dead. It’s more like a prolonged sleep.”

The demon was laughing now, breaking one of the humans off of his throne with a horrific snapping sound, a piece of another possibly an entire handfalling to the floor. He held the gold human out towards Stan, offering it as some sort of gift. “This gives the phrase ‘worth your entire weight in gold’ a whole new meaning, don’t you think?”

Stan was livid, and had he not been surrounded by other creatures then just Bill he might have tried something, but as it was he stood his ground. Although his fists were shaking from absolute rage, but he wasn’t trying to attack and he would give himself a pat on the back for it later.

If there was a later.

“Why would I say hi to you. You killed everyone in this town, you took my brother!” He looked at his twin, for a second the anger slipping into something akin to fear before he tucked that away. Another reason he couldn’t attack Bill, Ford could get hurt and that was the last thing he needed.

“What do you want? Why are you doing this?” He didn’t understand, he didn’t even want to understand, he just wanted it to stop.

[actualcannibaljakeenglish]

@decifurthis said: ;)

get that winky face out of my sight