Mar 20, 2016
My son is only five years old and he’s already a bigger fuckboy than his dad. At god, what did i do to deserve this? Its probably because I made Tyson his godfather.
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My son is only five years old and he’s already a bigger fuckboy than his dad. At god, what did i do to deserve this? Its probably because I made Tyson his godfather.
I was watching the Panthers game peacefully by myself and then Serena came in and tried to be cute and sat on my lap and ended up kneeing my in the balls so I’m not talking to her anymore.
Do I need a receipt to return a baby?
Not because he’s my kid but Kian is legit the cutest baby ever. Other than that I wanna throw a Foam Party.
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ajax: ill dress up as a power ranger tonight
ajax: how cool is that
[ iMessage to ALL CONTACTS ];
rosa: party at my place tonight woot woot
rosa: u won't be able to get in unless u have a costume so don't be fake and GET ONE!!
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jake: party at my apartment tonight
jake: and i know you're coming ;)
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AMINA: why can't people leave after the one night stand, it took 3 hours of hints, fucking hell.