#deckard windsor

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I played a Cleric from 1-20th level

And one of the things I kept track of were the Tithes and Offerings I made in the name of my deity, the Creator-Destroyer. 

It turns out to be a very interesting log of our adventures, which also appear here. 

10% of every cut back home to mother; [I definitely did not always do this]

107 gp to Alison (sex worker, some podunk town); 

3,000 gold won at cards divided among Iarran poorhouse, orphanage, and brothel; 

300 gp to Iarran temple of Elhonna; 

200 to Westerland Relief Fund; 

200 to Exelsoran brothel, 100 to Elhonnan Temple in Exelsior, 100 to Creator-Destroyer Center in Exelsior; 

hospital in Czargh (3 babies, 1 broken arm), 300 gp to Czargh hospital, kaiju and doppelganger aftermath relief effort; 

200 to Old Ollie’s Day Children’s Fund; 

300/year to scholarship to Clerics from Landis studying at Oxbridge; 

500 to Canton Art Museum; 

1,500 to Orphanage and AA center in Faux Cault;

After 4 years playing the character I don’t ever remember what half of these were, but some of them were kind of funny 

200 to Mulan Temple of Compassion; 

100 to Kingsraven school/clinic; 

resurrected baby orc (spot of black on hand); Heroes’ Feast to town; 

400 gp scholarship/grant to study the Indigo Book; 

1,000 gp for minorities at Oxbridge University (5 recipients at 100 gp each; must be of primarily orc or goblin background and in good academic standing); 

healing and +200 gp to Iarren post-revolution rebuilding; 

10 gp to buy regulars a drink in that one bar (50 gallons)

+200 gp to Start A Proper Orphanage, Forostar; 

50gp to Dwarven Temple to “G”; 

100 gp to Puppy Rehab 5

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Deckard Windsor's Dream Grill

A cleric's primary job is to look after his party, and never has there been a cleric more committed to this duty than Deckard Windsor, for whom cooking is both art and pleasure. Complied from historic and modern grill models, this design is functional and portable (or can at least be broken down to fit inside a bag of holding). The versatility of this campaigning chef's dream, from pots hanging over low fires to a large grilling space with stove attachment and fold-out prep table, can accommodate dietary needs of even the most ascetic monks and the most carnivorous half-orc barbarians. Although it is Deckard's birthday next week, this truly is a gift for the entire D&D party.

Unicorn on a Grill Iron A-Frame Portable Camp Kitchen Firebox Campsite Kitchen  Field Kitchen  Medieval Superbowl BBQ Grill Circular Grill  Bayeux Tapestry Roman Craticula

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*spends more time researching pseudo-medieval portable barbecue/cooking grill for Dungeons and Dragons character than I ever spent creating the actual character*

updates/pics to come

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Shouldn't Deckard get, like, a Will Save or something? I don't think he'll make it, but it will feel good to try.

--Megan to the DM th

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30 Days of Character Development

30 Days of Character Development: Deckard Windsor

30.) And finally: Write a letter to your character, from yourself. 

Dear Deckard,

You have enough Higher Powers to keep track of already, so I won't tell you who I am, but just trust me. I think you're super, so don't change a thing. But here's a few pro tips I think you need to take into account before you get an ulcer:

Your brother really does love you, and even sometimes respects you, so you need to chill.

As a side note, you probably need to learn to chill about most things.

It's true you have the most hit points in the party, but you do have other spells besides Shield Other. There are less self-sacrificing ways to deal with this. It seems as if you enjoy repeatedly dying just to defy my attempts to make you unkillable.

Marry Shaggy. Not only is she the only single and straight female still living in the whole game world Astraea, she is super cute. I have a crush on her, and so should you. Also, her dad loves you. Bonus: she wants kids. 

You need to have more faith in you. You are way too hard on yourself, and you refuse to believe that your friends and family care for you as much as you care for them. That's super-noble and tragic and that's why I built you like that, but it's okay to love yourself and let yourself be loved.

Of all the possible alternate universes where you exist, you are the best version of you. I love you.

Sincerely, Megan

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30 Days of Character Development

30 Days of Character Development: Deckard Windsor

29.) How does your character smell? Do they wear perfume or cologne? 

According to Desmond, Deckard smells of dirt and grass, but with all the layers of armor he wears he probably smells like leather and metal, too. He is very conscious of being clean, and bathes at every opportunity. He also purifies his clothes and body magically when there is no time for a bath, which as we've joked in-game gives off a faint lemony scent. Wearing perfume or cologne would never cross his mind, but if someone told him to, he probably would. 

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30 Days of Character Development

30 Days of Character Development: Deckard Windsor

28.) If your character’s life was a genre, what would it be? 

Self-help.