#deckertexts

[deckerbunny]

Seeing lots of folks being dicks to people I follow and admire on my dash tonight. 

[deckerbunny]

Lately, it feels like my life has been bouncing back and forth between “Stoic in the face of disaster.” to “Literally crying because I can’t find the menu for my favorite Chinese restaurant.”

[deckerbunny]

Why do I gotta follow so many people I want to smooch.

[deckerbunny]

Tumblr, stop showing me ads for "50 Shades Darker." If I wanted shitty BDSM porn, I'd get it from here.

[deckerbunny]

I can deal with the snow and the cold but fuck all this rock salt getting in my boots

[deckerbunny]

I really like making people laugh. If I wrote something in a fic that made you giggle, you should tell me.

[deckerbunny]

Next time someone asks what I identify as, I'm just going to say "A disaster"

[deckerbunny]

Things I am good at, a reminder list for myself

-I am a better than average programmer for my age. - I am excellent at pattern recognition, so I can learn a new programming languages quickly by tearing apart existing code. - I am a pretty good writer - I am considerate - I am willing to admit when I'm wrong - Good problem solving skills - I try to be generous and supportive whenever possible - Can be witty and funny on occasion. - Eager to learn new things - Very rarely turns down someone who asks for help - Decent cook when I actually get the energy to do it. - Not great, but pretty good at video games.