#declan stump

[textsfrombandom]

Patrick: My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.

[bishopsgeetrick]

Teen Declan, reading a book: NOOOOOOO!

Patrick: *rushing to his side* What’s wrong, son?

Teen Declan: Do you think it’s right to totally change who you are and turn your back on everything you believe in just to impress a hot guy???

Patrick:...

Patrick: Burt Reynolds hot or Sting hot?

[oops-fob]

Do you think Patrick sung Lullaby (off Folie à deux) to Declan when he was a baby?

[drjekyllandmrfame]

sure declan, elisa, and patrick’s younger son are cute; but you know whats cuter?

 respecting Patrick and his will for privacy for his family, respecting the fact that those are his children and they are out of bounds, and respecting Elisa not wanting to be in the public eye.

[americas-meme-hearts]

declan: dad whats a 69

patrick: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [patrick breaks into jazz number]

[minsugsug]

I don't know who's cuter, Patrick or Declan 

[descentintobandom]

The “I” in Lie Chapter 1

Title: The “I” in Lie Chapter: 1/? Pairing: Patrick/Penelope Rating: T Fic Summary: Penelope Wentz is known for fucking things up, but this time she fucks up royally. While staying at Patrick’s house in Chicago, the two sleep together and she ends up pregnant. The problem? Patrick’s already married. Will Patrick step up and help care for Penelope and their child? Or is the friendship between these two ruined forever? 

Penelope got off the plane and immediately ran to the baggage claim. She soon found the fedora wearing idiot she was looking for. “Patrick!” she squealed, throwing her arms around his neck.

Patrick wrapped his arms around her in a hug. “Hey Penelope”, he said.

“I’ve missed you, Trick”, she said. She stepped back and looked around. “Where’s my adorable nephew?”

“Left him at my parents”, he said.

Penelope pouted.

“We can pick him up on the way home”, he told her, “Now go get your bags. I’m starving”.

Penelope kissed his cheek and bounced off to get her bags.

Patrick smiled as he watched Penelope grab her bags. She was so different from Elisa. Penelope was so carefree and loving, whereas Elisa was practical and serious most of the time.

Butterflies still filled his stomach whenever Penelope looked at him.

Patrick was snapped out of his daydream when Penelope clicked her fingers in his face.

“Hey, you okay in there?” Penelope asked.

Patrick smiled at her and said, “Yeah”. He wrapped his arm around her waist and led her out of the airport.

Patrick and Penelope pulled up to Patrick’s parents’ house and got out.

They entered the house and Declan came running up to them. “Daddy!” he squealed.

“Hey bud!” Patrick said scooping his son up in his arms, “I brought you someone”.

“Penny!” Declan exclaimed.

Penelope giggled. She loved seeing her nephew so happy. “I’ve missed you! Look at how big you’ve gotten!” Penelope told him. She took him from Patrick as his parents entered the room.

“Oh, Penelope! I thought I heard that giggle of yours”, Patrick’s step-father, Richard, said.

“I’m in town for the weekend and Patrick’s letting me stay with him”, Penelope told them.

“What about Elisa?” his mother, Patricia, asked.

“She’s out of town on business this week, but I already told her Penelope was going to be staying over”, Patrick answered, “Well, we really just came to get Dec”.

Patricia handed Patrick his son’s bag and the three of them got in the car.

Declan was talking Penelope’s ear off.

One of Patrick’s hands gripped the steering wheel, while the other sat on the console.

Subconsciously, Penelope’s hand came to rest on his.

Patrick bit his lip as he laced their fingers. When they arrived at the pizza parlor, Patrick got out first and opened Penelope’s door, helping her out. She smiled at Patrick before retrieving Declan from the back seat.

They entered the parlor and were immediately greeted by the host. “Well, do my eyes deceive me or is Penelope Wentz back in town?”

Penelope giggled and set Declan down, hugging the host.

“Your usual booth, okay?” he asked.

“Yeah, we’ll need a booster seat and a kid’s menu”, Patrick told him.

He nodded and led them to the back, little Declan following them.

When they got to their seats, Penelope placed Declan next to her and buckled him into the booster seat.

Patrick watched as she helped him open his menu. He pulled out his phone and recorded Penelope and Declan interacting. “No, no. You color this this color”, Declan said handing her a blue crayon.

As they were coloring, Penelope looked up at Patrick, giving him a small smile.

He snapped a picture, saving it to his phone.

They ordered their food and Penelope handed Declan her phone to play a game so she could talk to Patrick.

Saint and Bronx loved grabbing her phone, so she had plenty of games on her phone.

“So, how have things been?” Penelope asked Patrick.

“Oh you know, writing plenty of songs for our next album”.

“Will I get to hear some soon? Pete hardly ever lets me hear anything”.

“We’re going into the studio soon, so maybe you’ll get to hear something soon”.

After eating, the three decided to walk around Chicago. They stopped at the park and Penelope looked out across the water.

“God, I almost forget how much I love it here when I’m in L.A.”, Penelope said, breathing in the scent of the Chicago.

“You could always move back”, Patrick told her.

Penelope sighed. “I love it here, but my heart is in L.A. with Pete and Brendon”.

“I just thought…”

“I could never be truly happy here, Patrick”.

Declan luckily came running up to them. “Daddy! Penny! Look at what I got!” he said. He opened his little hands and a butterfly sat between them.

Penelope knelt down in front of him. “That’s wonderful, but you shouldn’t catch butterflies with your hands”, Penelope told him.

“Why?”

“Because if you do, it won’t be able to fly anymore”.

Declan’s little eyes went wide and his eyes filled with tears. “I didn’t know”, he pouted.

Penelope placed her hands under Declan’s and leaned in towards the butterfly. She lightly blew underneath the butterfly and it took off into the sky.

Declan smiled as he watched the butterfly fly away.

An older woman who had been watching them walked up to them.

“You are the cutest family I’ve ever seen. It reminds me of when my kids were younger”, she said.

Patrick opened his mouth to say they weren’t a family, but Penelope stopped him.

“Thank you”, she said placing Declan on her hip.

Declan yawned and rubbed his eyes.

“Looks like we should be getting this one home”, Penelope said.

They said goodbye to the woman and made their way back to the car.

As they drove back to house, Patrick thought about Penelope and the butterfly.

Patrick knew he still had feelings for Penelope and he had no idea what to do. He didn’t want her to go back to L.A., but he couldn’t keep her in Chicago.

Penelope was a butterfly and Patrick wasn’t going to stop her from flying.

[just-another-nerd-blog]

It’s so weird to me that Fall Out Boy are literally dads? Like they are this world-renowned rock band that just never stops, and they have such a presence on stage and make everything they do so much fun and they sometimes act like teenagers and just don’t seem old enough to be dads. It surprises me every time I remember it.