Little problems. Deddtina and Spamsten
“Son of a bitch.” Dean cursed, running his fingers through his hair.
“Bad word.” Harry said, pointing up at Dean, an accusing look on his little face.
“Whatever.” The elder Winchester mumbled, going to grab a broom and dust pan. Again.
“What did he break this time?” Sam asked, when Dean passed the kitchen where Sam was making lunch.
“Another vase, I swear to god, I'm going to scream.”
Sam nodded, turning the burner under the soup on low before he went to watch the two little ones that were in the 'living room'.
Neither were sure what had happened, one minute they were on a normal hunt with the ghostfacers, the next they were dealing with two, two year olds. At first it didn't seem to be that bad, just a little worrysome, but they could handle this. That was until they got back to the bunker. When they arrived, the first thing Ed did was push a lamp off the table and smiled when Dean had to clean it up. And Sam almost had a heart attack when they found Harry with the handle of a knife in his mouth. It only seemed to get worse after than.
Ed liked to push anything that wasn't glued down off tables and Harry would put just as much in his mouth.
Sam watched from the doorway as the two sat on the couch, watching the tv that was put there, a cartoon playing.
“When are the girls supposed to be back?” Dean asked, moving past Sam to clean the glass up.
“I don't know, last time I talked to Kristen, she said they still weren't even sure what they were dealing with.” Sam sighed, walking over and pulling the remote out of Harry's mouth.
“Hungry.” Ed said, eying the stack of magazines on the table.
“Lunch is nearly ready, come on.” Sam said, holding out his hands which they both took and followed him to the kitchen.
They were lucky to have found some cheep old high chairs at a second hand store, though when Sam had come back Dean claimed he was never to leave him alone with them again. Sam had apologized and promised Dean a back rub from where Ed had kicked him. So at least when they were eating, they weren't trying to keep them in chairs. Though it didn't help much when it didn't stop Ed from throwing food every time they ate. They tried to give him non messy foods, after an incident with Sams hair and mashed potatoes, but nothing to hard, since neither wanted a black eye.
Soup was a bit of a risk, but Ed was having more fun throwing the pieces of his sandwich than throwing the star noodles that Dean was feeding him. Harry always seemed to eat well, as long as Sam fed him and let Harry hold his hand as he was fed. He wouldn't hold the spoon on his own.
After lunch, the two adults tried to get the two others to nap, though that was an ordeal in its self. Ed didn't want to be coddled by Dean, so it fell to Sam to rock him to sleep. Which eventually worked and Sam laid him down on the couch before going to take a quick shower.
“Potty.” Harry said, tugging on Deans shirt, making him sigh a little.
“Ok, come on.” Dean tried not to roll his eyes, taking Harry into one of the other bathrooms.
Putting him on the counter, Dean took his pants off and the diaper, cleaning up the small mess before grabbing another one. Just as he was about to pull Harry up to put the diaper under him, the small one let out a stream of pee, making Dean curse under his breath as Harry giggled.
Cleaning up the mess, Dean got him dressed again before heading out of the room. Catching Sam in the hallway, he handed him over, grumbling again.
“You take care of him, now I need to shower.”
“Ok?” Sam said, cocking an eyebrow.
Before Dean had a chance to answer however, there was a crash heard from the living room followed by Ed's giggles.
Four days later Sam and Dean were ready to pull their hair out by the roots. If the two were day the first day, it was nothing compared to what they were now. Every time they ate, Ed continued to throw his food, so much that they couldn't even leave it on his tray anymore. He also kept knocking things over, nearly knocking a sword display onto his head, that scared Dean to death. Harry wasn't much better, seeing as he wouldn't let Sam change him and would pee on Dean every time. He also started finding smaller and smaller things to stick into his mouth. One time finding and swallowing two marbles, which Dean found later and when he told Sam, the younger Winchester almost cried with worry. Nights were no better, if they had trouble getting them down for naps, it was worse for getting them to sleep at night. Harry needed noise, while Ed needed a night light, but Harry didn't like the light, so in the end they had to be put into two rooms. And needed to be read tons of stories and Ed wanted Dean to sing at least two songs before they would sleep.
On the morning marking a week since the two were turned younger, they were sitting in the living room dreading breakfast when their prayers were answered.
“Hello hello?” Kristen called out, walking into the room followed by Kristina.
“Oh thank god.” Dean sighed, watching as Harry and Ed took off towards the girls.
“Are you two so cute.” Kristina smiled, lifting Ed up as Kris did the same to Harry.
“They are not, they are terrors.” Sam said, standing and coming over to where Kris was.
“Well that's not nice.” She tsked, leaning up for a quick kiss.
“You two haven't been here the past week.” Dean said, coming over and giving Kristina a kiss as well.
“Oh psh, don't have a man do a womans job.” Kristina laughed.
“Have these two had breakfast yet?” Kris asked, wiggling her finger that Harry was holding on to.
“Not yet, it's a rather painful affair.” Sam said.
“Sure it is.” The girls said at the same time, laughing as they headed towards the kitchen.
“It is.” Dean mumbled as they followed them.
Soon enough the two girls had Harry and Ed strapped into the high chairs, getting them some cereal, putting the bowls and spoons in front of them.
“I wouldn't do that.” Dean sing songed as Kristina put Ed's down.
“Why?” She asked, cocking an eyebrow.
“He won't eat by himself.” Sam said, motioning to Harry, watching Kristen as she went to start the adults breakfast.
“Seems like he's doing a good job to me.” She said.
Sams mouth fell open a little as Harry picked up the spoon and started eating his breakfast slowly. Across the table, Dean looked about the same as Ed was eating his breakfast, not even sticking his fingers in the bowl.
“Seriously you two, you're going to catch flies.” Kristina said, chuckling a little.
The guys still couldn't quite believe what was going on, though soon enough started talking about how to fix their lovers. They knew Bobby was on the case, so was Garth and they got to some research when they could. So far they figured it was just a temporary curse that would wear off on it's own, at least they hoped.
After breakfast Dean took Harry to change him, he still insisted though Kristen was able to follow. Dean cringed a little as he started changing him, though all the little one did was coo and play with Deans bracelet.
“Pee's on you every time huh?” Kristen asked, taking Harry after Dean was done.
The rest of the day, the Winchesters were confused as all get out. When they were all sitting around, Kristen and Kristina were cleaning out their bags, leaving tons of small things to pick up. Yet Harry was content to just suck his thumb and lean against the red head. Ed didn't even seem to be looking to break anything. At one point, when Kristina was playing with him, he accidentally knocked over a lamp and it shattered. Leaving him to cry for an hour, leaving Dean to be even more confused than anything else.
When it was time for bed, Sam and Dean were sure that they were going to show the girls they weren't crazy. Yet once more, they were just proven to be liars. Seeing as Kristen and Kristina got the boys to sleep with in ten minutes.
“This is bull shit.” Dean mumbled from the bed, watching Kristina getting into her pj's.
“I'm sorry, maybe it's a womans touch.” Kris laughed, brushing her hair into a ponytail.
“I know something that could use a womans touch.” Dean wiggled his eyebrows.
Smiling, Kris moved from her seat in front of the vanity, to climb up the bed. Kissing his stomach, he groaned as she kissed a line up to his chest. Flicking her tongue over his nipples, they hardened under the attention as she could feel his cock filling up in his sleep pants. Grabbing her ponytail, he pulled her up into a kiss, moaning as she straddled his hips.
“Fuck, I missed you.” He gasped against her lips, rolling them over.
“Missed you too.” She hummed against him, wrapping her leg around his hip.
“Going to fuck you so hard, make you come over and over.” He growled, moving his mouth to her neck, nipping the skin.
“Fuck.” She panted, grinding up against him.
Just as he was about to kiss her again, there was a small knock on the door, making them both freeze and look that way. Dean had just rolled off of her when it opened, a mop of curly hair sticking through the opening.
“Ed?” Kris said, sitting up.
“Bad dream.” He said, his lower lip trembling a bit. “Sleep here?”
Dean twitched a little, but nodded and scooted over. “Sure little man.”
Walking into the room, he climbed onto the bed and curled against Kris, who gave Dean an 'I'm sorry' look.
“I'll be right back.” Dean tried not to sigh, getting up and going to find a bathroom. He had a problem to take care of.
Kristen groaned, her back arching as Sam held her tight, their lips molded together.
“Feels so good to have you back in my arms.” Sam panted, moaning softly as she tangled her fingers in his hair.
“Mmm it really does.” She gasped, making him roll onto his back.
“Baby.” He groaned as she kissed him one more time before kissing a trail to his neck.
After spending a little time there, she kissed further down, over his chest and against his stomach. Holding onto his hips, she nosed against the hard line of his cock in his pants, mouthing at the head before teasing her teeth lightly down it.
“Please, don't tease.” He whimpered.
She was just about to pull his pants down and do what her actions promised when there was a tiny knock on the door. Sitting up, Kristen tilted her head a little as Sam did the same, before the door was open. Harry's messy hair was seem first, followed by his watery brown eyes.
“Harry?” Kristen said softly.
“Bad dream.” Harry whimpered, a few tears slipping down his cheeks.
“Come on, you can sleep here.” Sam said, covering himself up.
Coming into the room, Kris pulled him up onto the bed and laid back down herself, wrapping her arms around him.
“I'll be right back.” He said, kissing Kristens ear before going in search of a bathroom.
Another two days went by, each getting a little more frustrating than the last. Every time they tried to get some release, something stopped them. Whether it was Harry getting heart burn or Ed bumping his head, or more nightmares. Something always stopped it.
The four adults were in the kitchen, making breakfast when they all jumped a little hearing a few voices they hadn't in a while.
“Looks like the ghostfacers are back.” Ed said, fixing his glasses that he didn't have to have when he was younger.
“Even I find that a little lame.” Harry said, shaking his head a little.
“Who cares if it's lame or not, you're back to normal.” Kristina smiled, jumping up and hugging Ed.
“Whatever counts for normal with them.” Kristen laughed as Harry came over and gave her a hug from her place at the stove.
“I second that.” Dean said, standing and giving Ed a hug as well.
“It's good to have you back.” Sam smiled, hugging Harry.
“And we have a lot to apologize for, we were royal terrors.” Ed chuckled.
“Tell me about it.” Dean huffed.
“I'm pretty sure I can find a good way to apologize to you.” Ed smirked, flicking an eyebrow up.
“How about I show.” He smiled, grabbing Dean and Kristina's hands, leading them out of the room.
“And speaking of that, I think I owe you something.” Harry smiled, pressing Sam back against the fridge, leaning up to kiss him for a few moments.
“Oh?” Sam asked, groaning as Harry sunk to his knees.
“I may not have gotten what was happening when I was a baby, but looking back I get it.” He smirked, pulling Sams sleep pants down, the others cock already hardening.
“Nice show.” Kristen mumbled as she watched Harry jack Sam slowly.
“Don't worry, I'll take care of you next. No worries.”
