Nov 7, 2017
Speaking of Halloween releases, I hope none of you had the displeasure of seeing HAPPY DEATH DAY in theaters. The whole time I was wishing to be in that character’s spot, in fact. Not even a thousand deaths could release me from my pain and suffering...
Actually, next time there’s another throwaway title on the 31st of October, I’d suggest going to your local construction site and watching paint dry — it’d be more fun. Grab a discounted bag of Almond Joys at your local CVS while your at it if you want to add to the Halloween spirit.