Jul 22, 2020
Righty Right
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Righty Right
Ritchie, to himself: I think I like Ian.
Ian, passing by: WHAT?
Ritchie:
[August 19, 23:59pm]
Ritchie: It's my rock god's birthday!
Jimmy: Now it's MY rock god's birthday!
Ritchie: NO! IS STILL MY ROCK GOD'S BIRTHDAY!
Jimmy: YES! NOW IT'S MY ROCK GOD'S BIRTHDAY!
[Ian and Robert watching in silence]
Ian: But guys, we can celebrate all together...
Robert: Yes! A big party for two birthdays.
Ritchie and Jimmy unison: NO!
Jimmy, approaches to Robert: Shh! I'm trying to protect you my dear.
Ritchie, approaches to Ian: Shhh! I'm trying to bring back what is fucking yours!
Ian and Robert unison: But- [Sighs]
Jon: C'mon Ritchie, be good to David.
Ritchie: [Frowned and crossed arms with a flower]
Jon: C'mon you can do it.
Ritchie: [Extend his arm giving the flower to David]
Jon: Now say it.
Ritchie: [mumbling] Happy Birthday.
Ian: [To everyone] I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked and you know I love being naked.
Ritchie: You're naked right now.
Jon: [Put his hand on Paicey's eyes]
Roger: [disappointed silence]
Ian: Well, I told you.
Paicey: [Traps a spider under a cup]
Ritchie: [Walks over and puts two more cups]
Paicey: Please, no-
Ritchie: [Starts shuffling the cups in high speed]
[After Ritchie left the band]
Jon: I would've told him to go fuck himself, but I don't talk like that.
Tommy: You look beautiful today.
Glenn: Tha-
Tommy: HA! APRIL FOOLS!
Tommy: You look beautiful everyday