Most Cursed Fursuits
Today, in a moment of morbid curiosity, I entered the words “most cursed fursuit” into Google Images, seeking to satisfy whatever urge caused me to make such an obviously horrible, horrible decision. The results yielded quite a few formidable contenders, which i have decided to share for the benefit of like-minded individuals. Observe:
This spirit shows up at 3 am to devour your hopes and dreams. Should you fall victim to it one too many times, you may never feel joy again. 7/10
This daemon manifests on stormy nights and upon spotting a victim it dashes madly at speeds reaching up to 200 mph towards them, killing instantly on impact. 8/10
This fae lurks within the boundary between light and shadow, scarcely making itself known. Catching sight of it is an ill omen, someone from your family will likely die under mysterious circumstances. 6/10
Eat you. Beware. 7/10
This petty spirit is bound to the mortal realm by its regrets. It is a sad, pathetic creature and should be avoided, lest its misfortune spreads to you. 4/10
God has left us. 1/10
