#deeply unhinged

[askmafiabobvelseb]

Bobba please calm down

[patina-millers-biceps]

Sean Seamus Thompson as The Phantom my beloved wow

[cyborg-femme]

Writing good stuff again is like getting back on a unicycle and shouting "I'm doing it I'm doing it !" but as soon as you feel the swell of pride that yes, you are indeed doing it, you fall off and all those people who whipped around expectantly saw nothing except your swift, ungainly descent into the nearest mud puddle. The mud, contrary to scientific belief, was made on the third day by the Lesser Deity of Paranoia and Mediocrity and formed from the rib of annoying, overblown metaphors. Take from this: 1) To write I must always be self-critical and never celebrate. The frame of mind is vaguely self-flagellatory and only a stone's throw from self-hatred, which I am exceedingly good at. MEMO: Throw stones at self. 2) Also it is very hard to write before 12.30am. It is very hard denocturnalize.