#deer issues

[runeset]

Missing my dumb deer gurlie right now. orz.

[drewferdus]

so my morning was cray

i was going on my usual jog like i do and suddenly this fawn runs across the street and i hear more deer in the woods where it came so i'm basically surrounded by deer

so i keep jogging but then i look into the woods to my left and the mama deer is running right there with me and when a clearing comes she runs toward me so i keep going and i was getting freaked out at this point

i jog a bit and then turn around and she is in the street where i had just been and i'm like no so as soon as she looks to where her children are i book it

after a good run i get to a path and i was like yes i should be safe so i slow down and then those two damn fawns come running out from behind some goddamn house right in the direction i need to be and i am not going to deal with more mama issues so i take a different path-- which is 30 minutes more of my time i didn't want to spend

so i'm pretty hidden behind some bushes because of this new direction and i turn around and the mother deer is in the path i had just been on

she had followed me the whole time

i am not a disney princess leave me alone