Mar 26, 2018
How? Just how?
My idiot for a roommate just tried to kill himself to apologize to me.
We live on the third floor in our apartment and he somehow SCALED THE WALL to climb through the bathroom window. And that’s not even the best part. Before he even started scaling the wall of our building, he went out and bought 16 pints of my favorite ice cream and carried these up with him as he scaled the building.
Now why 16 pints you may ask?
He somehow managed to think that one of the packs of 8 pints was one thing of ice cream and he wanted to get me two things of this ice cream. He spent almost 100 dollars on ice cream for this apology!
And then his actual apology? He sang a song from The Book of Life.
Honestly what am I going to do with this idiot?
