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scientists making toothpaste: hey make sure it's also a laxative for the people that like mint ice cream

I hear ppl talking about the Electra/Greaseball kiss and I need more information on that 💙💖🖤🧡

#plz ppl I need it #for science yes #definitely science #starlight express #stex #greaseball #electra my beloved #greased lightning

Hi I was looking up "zoology images" and I thought y'all need to see this monstrosity

#zoology #definitely science #monstrosity #evil #cursed #the future is bright #you're welcome #google #google why

Bigfoot

Bigfoot is definitely a 9/11 truther. I'm not saying Bigfoot is just a big hairy person, instead I posit that some time ago, Bigfoot got ahold of a smartphone probably a Samsung Galaxy was the first one, dropped by some goofus camper.

And now Bigfoot's got a pretty modern setup in whatever cave they live in. Absolutely has FetLife and Furafinity accounts, probably got a review copy of the Bigfoot erotica written by that bigot candidate in Virginia and had some very choice words for the author.

Bigfoot is absolutely online, but in an older person kind of way where it's only part of life and not ever present. Definitely posts on that one popular bicycle forum, mainly about off-road biking.

10/10 would have a beer with in the woods, but Bigfoot is such a recluse that doing so is likely a Herculean task. Definitely kindly though

#cryptids #bigfoot #definitely science #i'm only like 30 percent joking