#google why

[blitzwhore]

I ended up editing this paragraph out of the draft almost immediately after writing it because the phrasing just wasn't working, so I'm just gonna share this 😭😂

Don't you love it when you're reading Stolitz smut and Stolas' breasts start growing?

[twospiritstooprideful]

google why boy cute

[justag0at]

What I wanted:

What I got: (massive spoilers)

[flarefloofer]

fffffffuuuuckkkkkkkk

Everyone I know has had it happen this week, is it like slow-rolling through states? I feel like Google has chosen states.

but like. AAAGHH. IM SO MAD.

[thewizrdofez]

Respectfully: the fuck. What is any of this?!? I just wanted to know who wrote the argument scene in Superman and if they were divorced! 😭 😭

[smelly--welly]

Ah yes my favourite pokemon sv character. Horseradish.

[corvidarcana]

Trying to wrap my brain around why google decided this for my blog’s blurb text. This, a random post I reblogged. It’s not even one of my own posts. I didn’t write this

[zoestorm]

[Image description: a screenshot from a Google search result page. The page is in Italian. The search prompt is "how do you measure body temp in England" and the highlighted result reads: "Using a digital thermometer. 1. Clean the tip with cold water and soap, then rinse it. 2. turn the thermometer on. 3. Put the tip under your tongue, towards the back of your mouth. 4. Close your lips around the thermometer. 5. Wait until it beeps or flashes. 6. Check the temperature on the display." The highlighted result is from a NHS UK page titled "How do I take a temperature?" End ID.]

Thank you, Google, that was exactly what I was looking for.