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Me, trying to be sneaky about having a retirement gift in a separate, visible shopping bag in an office where everyone says good morning face to face before sitting down: Hey, N?
S, who made me fetch that gift: *visible, quiet, wide eyed panic*
Me, fully channeling my weird self: Do you like dinosaurs?
N, retiree-3 days, channeling full on office dad energy: No idea, I've never eaten any. Ho, ho, ho--
Me, whipping out a snack pack of dinosaur cookies: High time you tried.
And then I distributed the rest of the cookies to the other coworkers, with only S aware what the suspiciously rectangular shape at the bottom of the bag might be.
facets of self
This may be a lil blunt but which Ro has the best ass?
The MC has the best ass.
brutal 🥊💥
"Wanna see my nudes?" Iori do not. Don't do this to Stevenson. (squishsquonk)
“.......... Are you implying you already have some?”
.......... I feel like that was slightly deflected........ or he’s just really good at hiding blushes.
STATE OF MISSION REPORT MAY 2018 Pandora in progress, ASCOM initialized. 741L50 recovery in progress, HVBN stabilization, drastic HVBN / systems security breach deflected and leading to PHX upgrade, LJVTX LOC aborted, GBN/HVBN integration void, M minimum requirements met.