¥ Kalim for Noah / Sebek for Meg / and just for the giggles Noah and Crowley
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Noah's thoughts about Kalim
Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 ── ❝ Listen, he's cute, but in a pathetic puppy way. ❞
Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 ── ❝ Too happy, too codependent, too much of anything. Can't stand it. ❞
Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 ── ❝ Like I said, he's cute, but not my type. Couldn't deal with him..❞
Would they date them: yes | no
Favorite thing about them: ❝ Fuck off, there's nothing to consider a favorite thing about him. He's like a pathetic puppy who will jump if you say jump, and then expect a treat. But when he actually shows some fucking backbone ... yeah, that's about it. ❞
Least favorite thing about them: ❝ He hasn't learned shit. He's still oblivious, he still goes back to doing the same shit as usual. Jamil and him deserve each other. ❞
Megaera's thoughts about Sebek
Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 ── ❝ Sebek is handsome; someday he'll grow to be the type of young man Alecto prefers. ❞
Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 ── ❝ By Chronos' testicles, the child has the personality of a boulder. If I hear him croon about Malleus one more time, I shall personally take it upon myself to dislocate his jaw permanently. ❞
Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 ── ❝ I've had my full of boys like Wonderboy ... or anyone who is so thunderous. ❞
Would they date them: yes | no
Favorite thing about them: ❝ His loyalty is refreshing, albeit of an obsessive nature. ❞
Least favorite thing about them: ❝ He is obnoxiously loud, incoherent, overly obsessive with a person who can and will outlive him. His desperation to be noticed by his obsession reminds me far too much of the many who I have had the honor of punishing. ❞
Noah''s thoughts about Crowley
Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 ── ❝ Mask and claw things are pretty cool, otherwise he's mid.❞
Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 ── ❝ Crewel's fucking coat has more personality than this fucker. Idia 'I'd fuck my computer' Shroud has more personality than he does. If I hear that kindness shit one more time I'll ... look, I've heard it all too often and too much to think of him as anything other than a prison warden at this point. He pisses me off. ❞
Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 ── ❝ Ha, not in this fucking lifetime. ❞
Would they date them: yes | no
Favorite thing about them: ❝ I like Ramshackle. It's a good dorm, love how it was handed over to me with all kinds of risks to my fucking life. Oh, wait, am I supposed to like something about Crowley? I don't know, maybe he gives a fuck about this school and these students. ❞
Least favorite thing about them: ❝ Huh ... I don't have all fucking day. But let me be so kind as to ... not list everyinth. ❞