#degobah system

[cruxxofthebiscuit]

Wounded Lion - Degobah System

“You’re gonna see some crazy sheeyit” 

[kattrieze]

You're gonna see some crazy shit

[thebyrdwatch-blog]

THE TURD F.E.M.log: Karen Prism, Freelance F.E.M. Reporter 2:17 am

I've been tossing and turning all night thinking about that loser, Doug Turgidi- aka Dirty Turd, aka the Turdbirdler, aka The Man of a Thousand Turds. God, if the Rogue BYRD had only crushed his nuts it'd be a good start. And to top it off, Andy Hanson, my enthusiastic but not-too-bright camera man didn't have tape in his camera. So we didn't get the scoop for Female Empowered Media on the super sleazy organization Turgidi works for. This BBI. This BYRDwatch Bureau of Investigation. They protect women they say. But I know any outfit that'd have the Turginator as a member's no good.

And to think at one time Turgidi actually put butterflies in my belly- when his dashing Han Solo-esq, attitude made all the co-eds want to fly away with him to the Dagobah system in his Millennium Falcon. Just thinking about his rippling chest and flowing mullet makes me feel disgustingly...aroused. I can almost see him walking in slow motion in tight acid wash jeans and looking my way- No! I'm not ruining my jade silk teddy with matching g-string, and my invitingly soft satin sheets on the likes of him. No matter if it is Valentine's Day; the day we met... No! That was a long time ago in a university far far away. Now all Turd Solo's got is a broken down T-bird he calls the BYRDmobile. Gay. Gay in so many ways. 

I'm going to break the BYRDwatch story if it kills me. But hopefully it'll be over Turgidess's dead body instead. Nobody hurts m- nobody mistreats women, objectifies them, marginalizes them and gets away with it.

Power to the F.E.M.!

K Prism.

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