so we've all seen the WAR! update comic, and we've all seen this panel:
since then, many people have sat down and wondered. huh. what exactly are Demo's other two jobs?
this is a mystery i'm pretty sure i've figured out.
JOB 1: DEMOLITIONS MAN FOR TFI
needs literally no explanation. he is the demo, boom goes his ammo, etc etc. moving on.
JOB 2 OPTION 1: HOUSE CLEANER
the source for this one is kind of obscure
this could have been meant as a joke about him destroying everything in sight with his bombs? but who knows really. chances are it is, seeing as everyone else's "tag" involves what they do killingwise. i'm too neurdivergent for jokes man.
JOB 2 OPTION 2: BUSINESS OWNER
This is the Scottish Handshake melee:
it's unknown, as far as i'm aware, as to whether or not Degroot's Rum is a company still run by the 1960s in the tf2verse. still, if it is, it's likely Demo at least has a large managerial input in the company. maybe there's some unknown Degroot cousins technically in charge of the whole thing? hard to say.
JOB 3: THEME PARK OWNER
the 2010 Australian Christmas update on the tf2 website claims that the reason medieval mode exists is because Soldier pissed off Merasmus for the 63697343th time.
however, on the Degroot' Keep map, (the only medieval one actually made by Valve,) there are some computer terminals hidden around the place and even some tire tracks. this led the people on the wiki to deduce that Merasmus only sent the mercs to some kind of theme park.
a theme park most likely owned by the Degroots, seeing as it is named after them. congratulations to Demo on owning a theme park and successfully lying about it to the rest of the team.
