#deidara-saan

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"Who's the spawn of satan? You are!"

{❧}-

  Well, she hadn't heard that one before. What a flattering thing to say. Unless he meant it to offend her, but either way he meant it, she was absolutely honored to be called the spawn of satan.

「 “I know right? I'm simply iconic. ” 」

[sexualdeidara]

【Ｏｏｃ】；I'd like to give a lovely shoutout to the first four participants of a new thing I'll be doing! Every Saturday, I'll be posting a screenshot of my top four biggest fans, and just as the first sentence suggests, you all earn a shout out! Love you guys!

potatofacelove | deidara-saan | shessomeow | babyhoneypiesugartits

[ankoconda-blog]

deidara-saan replied to your post://This is a tumblr hug (づ ￣ω ￣ )づ

IMMAAA HUUUGGG YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU (づ ￣ω ￣ )づ

*SENDS A ZILLION MORE HUGS*

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//This is a tumblr hug (づ ￣ω ￣ )づ

(づ ￣ω ￣ )づ ILY BAE 

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DeiAnko (I'd have sent this sooner but i went into a sneezing fit because it was cute)

//I reblogged two memes for this so IM GONNA DO THEM ALL MWHAHAAHA

When or if I started shipping it :

SHIP IT TO THE MAXIMUM. I LOVE THEM TOGETHER. 

Who wakes the other one up with kisses:

Anko, when Dei comes back late and exhausted, and he ends up sleeping late, that's the go-to way to get him up without him being too cranky.

Who is the morning person/night person:

Who is the romantic one:

Dei, when the time calls for it. 

Who is the more cuddly one:

Anko, but they both love it.

Who cooks: 

Usually neither, but Anko tries more often.

Favorite nonsexual activity:

Curling up beside each other and just talking, and cuddling. 

Their favorite place to be together:

It doesn't really matter to them as long as it's serene and they can be alone. 

Any traditions:

Overall, some for holidays, but usually no- they like to be spontaneous. 

Their "song":

It comes and goes, once they wear one out they hop to another one- and frankly, they don't give two shits about the genre or artist- as long as it's catchy and appeals to them it could be sung by a three year old with a throat infection and still be feels-inducing. Right now, though, some favorites are No Control by One Direction (Anko had to force Dei to listen to this but they both decided it was pretty relevant),  Touch by Troye Sivan... they go through more music phases than mun in 6th grade. 

What they do for each other during the holidays :

Little sentimental gifts here and there, random kisses, little favors. They try and make holidays as pleasant as they can for each other. 

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

They eloped away to somewhere warm and sunny, without distractions and full of beautiful sights to see. And great dango of course. 

Where did they first meet: 

It was a random encounter- that ended up with two broken legs, burns, and snake bites- severe injuries basically- and they were stuck together stranded for a while and they just bonded. B)

Any pets:

Maybe eventually a dog, or a tiny snake named Henry. 

What do they fight over:

Stupid small things sometimes, like chores or a misunderstanding. They do have a tendency to get jealous quite easily... 

Do they go on vacations? If so, where:

They seldom have time to, but if they do, it's somewhere that they can mope around and admire each other all day or do something exciting and get their adrenaline pumping. Like themeparks. nerds. 

Collects rocks:

Neither, sadly.

Takes pictures of the other while they're asleep:

Anko. She thinks he's absolutely gorgeous in every way, and sleeping he's even more so. Dei has also probably snuck a picture in too.

Gets drunk and breaks shit:

Anko. Her temper flares even worse.

Can't swim:

They both can swim, but Dei can swim a little better. 

Remebers to feed the fish:

Dei, definitely. 

Puts up Christmas decorations in November:

Anko, just to annoy Dei and also because she loves Christmas.

Sends inappropriate texts and snapchats while the other is in a meeting:

ANKO. ANKO ANKO ANKO ANKO.

Makes sims just to drown them in a pool:

Anko~

Brings the other coffee at work:

Both of them, depending on what the other wants.

Takes gym locker room selfies:

...anko

Signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa making class:

Anko would probably keep nudging him towards the idea of them until he said yes. 

Forgets to charge the other's iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table:

Anko, much to Dei's annoyance. 

//this was rlly long please forgive me I put it under a read more so it doesn't clog up anyone's dash//

[ankoconda-blog]

"I'm sorry, I won't do it again"

The slap she had just received had quieted the once angry, heated room. The pure force of it had made her stumble back, head turning to one side as his hand painfully collided with the left side of her face. For a moment, it seemed like she was dreaming, the shock of what occurred enveloped her senses. And then the pain set in. The sharp stinging pain seemed to set fire to her cheek, and she felt blood in her mouth- his ring had hit the edge of her lip and cut it. 

"..."

Anko blinked a couple of times, letting what just happened get through to her. She wanted to throw up. The room seemed to spin, and a migrane was making its way into her head. Steadying herself against the kitchen countertop, she didn't even look at him.

-"Get the fuck out of here." 

She hissed in complete disgust, her voice cracking. 

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DeiAnko (or AnkoDei)

Send me a ship and I'll tell you: 

DeiAnko

Who wears the ugly Christmas sweater?

-Hmmm, I'd say neither- but Anko would get one for Dei and probably force him to wear it. His stubbornness and pride would definitely get in the way~

Who picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa?

-Deidara picks the movies and Anko makes the cocoa, but if she really didn't like the movie he chose she'd refuse to watch it and make him pick another one. 

Who starts the snowball fight? 

-Anko. Usually aimed at Dei's hair. 

Who drags the other under the mistletoe?

-Both of them, probably- though Dei would do it more often. 

Who decorates the house? 

-Dei, but Anko would probably lend him a hand here or there. 

Who hangs up the ornaments on the tree?

-Anko, she loves putting small hidden mementos here and there for him. 

Who cooks Christmas dinner?

-To be honest, neither- they'd try and probably the food would catch fire, burn to a crisp, or just be generally inedible. Maybe some things would turn out right, but otherwise, they'd order some good stuff. Anko makes amazing pudding, though. 

Who invites the other to sing a Christmas duet?

-Anko, no doubt about it. All that holiday giddiness has to go somewhere. 

Any holiday traditions?

-Each year they'd make a new topper for the tree out of clay. Dei also likes to surprise Anko with small gifts here and there leading to the actual holiday- and on Christmas Eve, they have a little mini fireworks show. It's full of sappiness and overall fluffy warm sweater cuteness. 

Who would start a food fight during baking?

- They'd both be guilty. Dei would probably say something snarky or do something along the lines of pissing her off, and she'd retaliate. Then they'd both be covered in flour and the cookies would be burnt. 

Who would get drunk off of eggnog?

- Anko. She has an unlimited stock of eggnog, and loves it.

[ankoconda-blog]

[MSG:] I’m sorry I laughed. But, honey, you were trying to give me a striptease and you tripped on your pants!

{text} I have a feeling you're never going to let me live this down are you

{text} never speak of that incident again 

{text} at least my pants were nice af