#deitystucks

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What kind of nightmare?

Oh just the ironic heart-ripping-out-of-chest kind. It’s the worse one so far. 33:

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I believe they call that the "calm before the storm" nepeta

Okay it’s not a BAD thing. But it’s kind of boring.

….I hope that saying stays metaphorical because I don’t really want to see Zeus running around down here.

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So what have u been up to lately, other than being bored

Welll i’m still having nightmares…So i should probably go talk to Gamzee at some point. Training’s still going good with Dirk, and other than that it’s been…surprisingly quiet considering there’s supposed to be a war.

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U could like, text someone?

33: nobody is answering. It’s not even my turn in any of the roleplays!

Grrr where did efurryone go?

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What's up, nepeta?

Well, I’m hot, I’m bored, and NOBODY IS AROUND!

Not even Dirk, which is weird cuz he LIVES HERE, like where is he even gonna go?

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Dirk are you and Dave related? You're both named Strider.

Truthfully?

We’re about as related as Ore Monogatari and Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

There’s no relation between us, despite fact that we both are hot pieces of ass.