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Nepeta is suffuring

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Hey, hey, that’s alright; you can keep that to yourself

But I did end up getting some purretty good snacks 

Zebra Cakes, Orange soda, some instant noodles if we need something more substantial

We’re fucking loaded to the brim with the most elite of snacks

What’s been going on here on the homefront?

Welllll it’s hot, I can’t nap and our AC broke.

…not a word about that last part from you, Mister.

Well, I can see about fixing that part

Once I get my hands on it it’s gonna be cooler than I am

I am gonna need a paw or two, so I’ll need you to come with me

Let’s go find that AC unit

Dirk and Nepeta are fixing an AC unit

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Nepeta is suffuring

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Diiiirk! :33

Also i dunno why don’t you go check your pillow? Just kitten! :3c

Hey, hey, that’s alright; you can keep that to yourself

But I did end up getting some purretty good snacks 

Zebra Cakes, Orange soda, some instant noodles if we need something more substantial

We’re fucking loaded to the brim with the most elite of snacks

What’s been going on here on the homefront?

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Welllll it’s hot, I can’t nap and our AC broke.

…not a word about that last part from you, Mister.

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Nepeta is suffuring

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Diiiirk! :33

Also i dunno why don’t you go check your pillow? Just kitten! :3c

Hey, hey, that’s alright; you can keep that to yourself

But I did end up getting some purretty good snacks 

Zebra Cakes, Orange soda, some instant noodles if we need something more substantial

We’re fucking loaded to the brim with the most elite of snacks

What’s been going on here on the homefront?

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Nepeta is suffuring

Ugggghhh it’s hot, nobody is around and I can’t sleep 33:<

You’d think having an Egyptian Goddess for a mom would help but nooooooooo. 3:

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Hey Pawprint, I’ve got back from the store

Got some great groceries cause you know

I’ve been having some mad cravings for some doritos and i might as well get some eggs and milk and stuff so we’re good on meals and i got it all done and put away cause I’m just the best at putting shit away

Cat catch any mice while I was away?

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Diiiirk! :33

Also i dunno why don’t you go check your pillow? Just kitten! :3c

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Nepeta is suffuring

Ugggghhh it’s hot, nobody is around and I can’t sleep 33:<

You’d think having an Egyptian Goddess for a mom would help but nooooooooo. 3:

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Hey Pawprint, I’ve got back from the store

Got some great groceries cause you know

I’ve been having some mad cravings for some doritos and i might as well get some eggs and milk and stuff so we’re good on meals and i got it all done and put away cause I’m just the best at putting shit away

Cat catch any mice while I was away?

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What kind of nightmare?

Oh just the ironic heart-ripping-out-of-chest kind. It’s the worse one so far. 33:

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I believe they call that the "calm before the storm" nepeta

Okay it’s not a BAD thing. But it’s kind of boring.

….I hope that saying stays metaphorical because I don’t really want to see Zeus running around down here.

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So what have u been up to lately, other than being bored

Welll i’m still having nightmares…So i should probably go talk to Gamzee at some point. Training’s still going good with Dirk, and other than that it’s been…surprisingly quiet considering there’s supposed to be a war.

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U could like, text someone?

33: nobody is answering. It’s not even my turn in any of the roleplays!

Grrr where did efurryone go?

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What's up, nepeta?

Well, I’m hot, I’m bored, and NOBODY IS AROUND!

Not even Dirk, which is weird cuz he LIVES HERE, like where is he even gonna go?

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Nepeta is suffuring

Ugggghhh it’s hot, nobody is around and I can’t sleep 33:<

You’d think having an Egyptian Goddess for a mom would help but nooooooooo. 3:

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Porrim Maryam is now open for auditions.

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Karkat Vantas is now open for auditions.

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Sn0wman is now open for auditions.

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Equius Zahhak is now open for auditions

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Mom is Online

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Yes water would be nice, wait. How long was I gone? Surely it hasn’t been that long? I have some slight recollection of some time you spent here but surely it can’t have been more than a month or so?

Here, drink this.

I don’t know how to say this, Rose you’ve been in a coma for nearly nine months. The doctors were starting to fear the worst, I was so worried about you, worried that I would lose my only daughter to something I wasn’t there to prevent.

But that doesn’t matter, you’re awake and I need to get to the nurses station.

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Thank you. Nine months? Thats- 

Quite a long time. Almost like a rebirth after the ordeal. I am sorry, you must have been worried and that was not my intention.  But yes, getting a nurse might be for the best. No doubt they’ll want to know of my miraculous recovery. 

Do they, by chance know of the cause of my unfortunate case of a coma? I’m sure you helped them discover the cause, unless by chance you were the one to find me. 

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No no, I found you in your room on the floor... But I really should be getting a doctor so they can do whatever the hell it is they do. I’ll be right back baby.

MOM LALONDE AND ROSE LALONDE ARE OFFLINE

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Mom is Online

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Yes water would be nice, wait. How long was I gone? Surely it hasn’t been that long? I have some slight recollection of some time you spent here but surely it can’t have been more than a month or so?

Here, drink this.

I don’t know how to say this, Rose you’ve been in a coma for nearly nine months. The doctors were starting to fear the worst, I was so worried about you, worried that I would lose my only daughter to something I wasn’t there to prevent.

But that doesn’t matter, you’re awake and I need to get to the nurses station.

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Thank you. Nine months? Thats- 

Quite a long time. Almost like a rebirth after the ordeal. I am sorry, you must have been worried and that was not my intention.  But yes, getting a nurse might be for the best. No doubt they’ll want to know of my miraculous recovery. 

Do they, by chance know of the cause of my unfortunate case of a coma? I’m sure you helped them discover the cause, unless by chance you were the one to find me.