#deleted anon

[mafaldaknows]

To my power structure Anon:

I accidentally deleted your ask.

So I’ll do my best to answer your ask with what my feeble, antediluvian mind can manage to remember, since some of you seem to think that I’m 137 years old.

Google the big words you don’t understand. There’s no shame in expanding one’s vocabulary.

So you wouldn’t call your boss a fuckboy because that’s a different power structure, but you would call a friend that. I was not aware that Timothée Chalamet was your friend, lucky you!

So can you kindly please ask Timmy for us if he wants to be called a fuckboy, since you’re on an equal playing field and apparently friends?

“It’s not the same thing and you know it.”

I’m not inflating, conflating, or manipulating anything to fit a preferred narrative. That seems to be your MO, Anon. Project much?

The literal any-dictionary-you-can-find-it-in definition of a fuckboy is inherently derogatory. It takes years and years before one acceptable standard definition of a word can be replaced by an entirely new one. Centuries even, according to the linguistics expert I consulted with on the matter this morning.

So check back with me in another hundred years or so, when I’m 237 years old, so I can apologize to you for saying that calling someone a fuckboy is rude and disrespectful.

Thanks for your comment. 🙃

[mafaldaknows]

To my “turn the page” Anon:

I’m not negating the impact of CMBYN on Timmy’s life and career. Not at all. And I’m not “acting” like he can’t or mustn’t move forward with his old profile photo.

The evidence suggests to me that changing it might merely reflect a major transition in his career. That’s all. I meant no harm by it.

Thanks for your comment. 💙

[just-a-sewer-goblin]

To the anon requesting Phantom x reader smut! Or: Do I write smut?

So something kinda stupid happened... I wanted to edit my answer to your ask and somehow deleted it? I'm so so sorry!

What I wanted to say is: I'm not comfortable with writing straight up smut. So sorry for that.

That aside I would be willing to include kind of smutty stuff in a longer story that doesn't exclusively focus on the devil's tango.

I won't write explicit smut, I would probably either use very vague and implicit language or only tease the smutty part at the end.

If that, however, satisfies you, I would love to write something for you. I would be absolutely stoked to do it!

You would have to send the ask again tho, again I'm so sorry. If you want you can also tell me whether you want something more fluffy or more rough.