#deluded

[cartoonpolitics]

(cartoon Rob Rogers)

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

it is so unbelievably odd that there are people out there who think they're somehow "protecting"(?) a celebrity they're a fan of by harassing one of his friends? not to play into your parasocialism, but if he was looking at your tweets/comments harassing his friend, he'd tell y'all to gtfoh too, who do you think you are to him??

[vintage-tigre]

[witchcrisis]

what living in the gelphie delusions of part 2 feels like

[mstermistr]

refined

[ssparkleglitter]

all of y’all’s doomsday theories are sad asf what if they all just live happily ever after

[di-42]

Chapter 4/5 of my human AU, Deluded, is up on Ao3! If you were waiting off the cliffhangers, this is a safe time to go back!

Rated M for Misunderstandings (and for Mature).

Fic summary:

Crowley has been sent to a blind date with Maggie's friend Aziraphale. But Crowley doesn't do dates, only one-night stands. He's done with feelings and stuff. So he delivers the little speech he has prepared to Aziraphale and they never see each other again.

HA! Joking. We all know that's never going to happen, don't we?

Read from chapter 1.

Read chapter 4.

Thanks so much to everyone who's reading and commenting, it means the world to me!

Reblogs are always incredibly appreciated.

Notes introducing chapter 4 under the cut:

Conversation between Di’s Shoulder Angel and Di’s Shoulder Demon (who look and sound suspiciously like an angel and a demon we know and love).

SA: What about a leg? He could break a leg? SD: Nah, then he wouldn’t be able to walk. SA: An arm, then? SD: Angel, relax. It’s going to be fine. SA: I don’t think it’s going to be fine. In fact, I think it’s going to be the opposite of fine. SD: Di even had a poll on tumblr. People like funny things. SA: That’s the point. I don’t think this is funny at all. No one would see it as funny. It’s just pointless. Furthermore, it shouldn't be funny. It is a tense situation, after all. SD: Look, this is MY chapter. You don’t have a say in it. SA: I’m just saying- SD: Nope. You just had the two longest chapters in the story. Just because you’re Di’s pet, it doesn’t mean you can- DI: Hey! I love you both equally! SD * mutters something unintelligible * SA: Readers won’t like it! SD: They’re reading fanfiction! They know the risks they’re taking! SA: And… Insufferable? Really? With all the words in the English language? SD: Yeah, I wonder why Di picked that word for you. Di: Hey there’s no need for this kind of attack- SD: I knew he was your favourite! Di: I’ll shut up. SD: Look, the chapter ends on a disgustingly tooth-rotting note- SA: Ah, yes. That will be rather lovely. SD: Yeeeeah. Right. So, leave the rest to me! SA: Fine. If you won’t see reason, you won’t see reason. Do as you wish. But then don’t tell me I didn’t warn you. SD: Fine! SA: Fine. SD:Fine.

[jesusismyredeemer]