Newborns are so easy. This is the bat shit line I told myself before numero dos arrived. I figured after dealing with Psycho Sally the toddler, anything would be easier right? I mean a mammal that stays where you put them, doesn't need to be bribed with treats, and can be fed with the minimal effort of exposing myself would be a welcomed addition to our zoo. News flash, I was apparently delusional because newborns are not easy! I forgot that when you give birth you also give up one arm at all times. Animals with paws and no opposable thumbs could get more done currently than I could with just one hand. Thank goodness for the many contraptions made to put these stage 5 clingers in. This @boppycompany lounger is the latest throne in the house. The newborn will actually stay in it long enough for me to shove food in my mouth and the toddler and dogs line up in a queue waiting for their turn to curl up in it as well. Its fair to say if my ass could fit I'd probably try it out too! Thanks to @boppycompany for making a mom saving product and sponsoring this post! #stage5clinger #twohandstoomany #delusionalparenting #onlywaytosurvive #kidcudicontraptions