“I barely even noticed a baby was there” was just one of the lovely lines we used to hear from people sitting around us when Nala was flying at the ripe age of 0-15 months old. Now she’s 2.5 and running through the aisles like we let her snort pixie sticks before boarding. Then you have the newest recruit who we figured would follow in his sisters well traveled footprints. And yet oh how wrong we were. Exhibit B clearly shows that we’ve been exiled to the back to the plane where his 7 month old teradactyle screeches and general fussiness about being held this many hours will break the least amount of ear drums possible. Not shown: us in the corner, eating our humble pie after realizing that after all this travel, our kids are not angelic humans who performed a 12hr travel day today without making a peep. Well ya win some ya lose some #theydowhattheywant #zerofucksgiven #couldvebeenworse #definitelycouldvebeenbetter #willparentforpie