#delusionposting

[m-pregnant]

i think i’m just going to do it. this year is gonna be the year i get pregnant. the only thing stopping me is me and i don’t know how much longer i can hold myself back

[freakinator]

ill be honest i dont really care that much about having loads of money i just want enough that i can live comfortably and also have as many doctors appointments as i want cause highkey im p sure this taeworm inside me can like. regrow or something

theycan take it out all they want but it just keeps coming back like the fucking. purple guy of parasites. its not even that theres eggs that it laid its just that theres always some little remnant left over that it can grow back from like a starfish except its a 2 meter long tapeworm that i should really get checked out asap but i dont have that kinda money so it can just stay there like im its fuckass fleshmecha ig :/

[mashashoard]

This and a blunt tbh

[pitchburgh]

can't believe oldest MLB player D I C K M O U N T A I N is going to win a cy young award for his 2023 season with the Pittsburgh Pirates

[metfell]

My life has a goncharov fandom in the 4th dimension just saying. What do you mean you haven’t seen metfell 1968.

[rhaemartell]

[freakinator]

Sometimes I'm scrolling on tumblr and it feels like no one is real, but it's not until I see your account that I realise because of how real you seem compared to everyone else.

Idk why my brain seems to think no one is real exept you. Maybe because I relate to your thought process? I've got no idea

huh maybe!

[freakinator]

none of you exist btw