#demi posts

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Be gay do crimes means to me: be aro and use online dating to practice confidence and boundary setting and red flag radar and be an otherwise menace to all my matches who all just want to fuck

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To anyone who tries to remind me that I “had crushes as a teenager” please remember I literally lied that my favorite color is orange for my entire childhood bc I thought I needed a favorite color bc everyone kept asking and when I was 6 the children’s pastor at my church asked me and I said orange in a panic bc he had gone through all the other options and I hadn’t picked one yet and then I didn’t want anyone to know I had lied to a pastor and now it’s been 19 years and there is so much orange in my bedroom that I’ve even purchased for myself and I still don’t have a favorite color of course I was lying about the crushes I was just saying normal shit I thought sounded normal

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come work in mental health care we have toys

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I got todays NYT pangram right away, thank u Jason Todd

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To be transparent, I AM aware that I use a fake Wild West accent for 80% of my social interactions, just borrowing the ghost of a shy but pleasant cowboy to keep me honest and from stepping on anyone’s toes

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I’ve been trying to figure out if I have ADHD, so I’m just gonna thrown this out there, and if you have adhd feel free to tell me what you think…

Is it an adhd thing to walk across the room and suddenly have no idea where what I was holding went? Or open a cupboard and look at everything for thirty seconds before remember why? Or use my work keys and five minutes later I can’t remember where i put them? Or do three random tasks or get distracted by something I saw out the window ten minutes ago then tune back in and realize I was half way through typing a sentence in an email? Take five trips back and forth across the house to accomplish a barely complicated task? Spin in my office chair? Constant state of looking for the pen I just used? Look for my phone in my pocket while already using it? Have to stop and reorganize everything on the desk before I can keep typing because a sticky note brushed into my wrist? Space out mid conversation with the sudden impulse to make this post???

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period pain is so real that i had a dream i was being tortured and i could feel myself fighting to wake up to escape the pain but surprise surprise waking up in fact did not do that for me at all so

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Just flipped a light switch and when it took that extra second for the light to come on all I could say was “same”