Demigod Daddys #19: Daddy Puns
Chris: Lena: Dad, hurry up! Chris: Alright, I'll speed things up. Lena: Dad no. Chris: With this, I'm sure to steal the show. Lena: DADDY! STOP!
Percy: Hey, there's the beach where your mother and I got married. Juda: I don't see it. Percy: You mean you don't sea it?
Leo: Mason: Dad, could you turn the heat up? It's kinda cold. Leo: Sure thing son. *Adds fire to the fireplace.* Mason: *Looks at him like "Stop-Fucking-Messing-Around".* That's not funny. Leo: Are you sure? Because I'm having a blast. *Fire blazes in his hand.*
Nico: Rose: *Groans* UGH! THIS IS SO BORING! Nico: Oh, I'm sorry. Am I boring you to death?
Jason: *On the phone with Lucas.* Lucas: Dad, could you pick me up? Jason: Yeah, I'll fly over as fast as I can.
Frank: James: I don't see the problem with that! Frank: Let me be frank with you. James: Oh dear gods.
Will: *His kids come in.* Here come my suns and daughters.
Octavian: YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP ROMAN THE STREETS FELICITY!
Jake: We Masons' don't drink out of cups or glasses. We use mason jars. There's no joke in that. It's just the truth.