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“You inspire violence”

- @tired-lupin

#you guys don’t understand #this is the best thing I’ve ever been told #del absolutely sick of my shit and enraged by my lack of self care and just godly-ness #such rage from them it’s beautiful #I’m a genuis for bringing it out in them #del #tired lupin #demon swede

I forgot the serotonin I get from fighting with @tired-lupin

#us just screaming that the other is wrong #I’m always right but ya know #it’s the small things #demon swede #del

time zones are a bitch and you may not see this until after your birthday but happy birthday, I hope your day was wonderful and I can’t believe you’re not a teen anymore, you’ve grown up so fast

I did not see this until after my birthday but regardless thank you so much but also you’re a dick. I’ve grown up so fast?!??! YOU ARE A YEAR OLDER THAN ME DAMMIT DEL

#my day was interesting #thank you for this #very cute #but with our friendship level of asshole #griffin answers #Del #tired lupin #demon swede #birthday stuff

I just want you to know I made tomato soup today and it was amazing and I only half made it to spite you, you soup hating monster

And I just want you to know that before I’d even completely opened this ask, I knew you send the ask and made the soup to spite me a little. So you’re getting predictable demon

#TW food #oh I so wish I had something more witty / clever to respond with #but also the pain is actually the highest yet so my brain is functioning on an even lower level than normal if possible #I hope you enjoyed the soup you heathen #I genuinely have no idea how you just eat a whole bowl of blended tomato and go yep yum I’ll have that again #disgusting #I’d say I’m disappointed but at this point Del it’s simply unsurprising #this is rambles and makes no sense but well I’m on pain killers so i get to ignore all taunts #del #demon Swede #griffin answers #tired lupin

I wanna say orange to annoy you but probably purple for you too or black though i think you'll only focus on the "scary" part of black and your god complex will get even worse

Oh hell yes, chic, scary and definitely keeps taxidermized bodies in the attic

#we both know I’m just going to focus on what you don’t want me to focus on #- you do the same to me -#and I’m just going to work on my god complex #you did this knowingly #HAHAH #DEL FINDS ME SCARY #wonderful wonderful news #del #demon swede #what colour am I asks #griffin answers

I’m building a list of the reasons why @tired-lupin deserves the tag I have for them - demonswede

Exhibit A - this is Del’s response to me trying to be motivating and nice towards them

#i’ll try build on this list eventually #not to call you out Gab #but #it was coming #im a snake for a reason #demon swede

It needs to be addressed when I have a breakdown and give myself a fringe @tired-lupin told me to. Please forward all complaints and protests to Gav.

Thank you and have a pleasant day.

#everytime i look at that fucking wig im so tempted #but committing to that #ooooft #i dunno #time will tell #and if it does show i do it #im blaming gav #(not actually)#but yes #because im a horrible friend #tired lupin #also i accidentally typed out gav rather than gab and im not changing it #also i think my tag for Gab is gav so #gav #demon swede

Sometimes I feel bad about being mean to @tired-lupin and then I remember they sent me 20 minutes of them yodelling so it’s fine

#remembered this is in my drafts #its my mood currently #enjoy mamma mia gab #demon swede

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