Note: Is a sad Chaggie angst fanfic. It's 2p/The wilbe Hotel. I wrote this because I was bored. I love Chaggie mind you. Contains swearing and arguing. If you are not interested I suggest you keep scrolling. Enjoy!
Edit: I edited the 2 spelling mistakes.
Vaggie is sitting at the Hotel's bar drinking. For the past few months Charlie and her haven't been really active with each other. Their bedroom is dead. They both haven't been intimate with each other. Vaggie is sitting there wondering why.
Vaggie: Is she losing attraction towards me? Am I doing something wrong? Is it because she can't accept that I am a demon?
Husk is cleaning a glass happily humming to himself. His smile sort of faded when he saw Vaggie looking upset.
Husk: Is something troubling you, Vaggie?
Vaggie quickly forces a fake smile.
Vaggie: I'm fine Husk. I just got lost in my thoughts.
Husk: Look, I'm not stupid. You're here drinking at my bar. Something has to be troubling you. You can tell me. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender.
Vaggie deeply sighs. She is very great at lying. I mean, she was able to hide that she is a demon exorcist from Hell for 3 years. Unfortunately, Husk can tell when someone is lying.
Vaggie: Ok, well, Me and Charlie haven't been intimate with each other the past few months. She hasn't kissed, or smiled at me for months...ever since me being a demon from Hell came out. She's been distant ever sense. Even when I apologized and she supposedly accepted it, she still won't look at me.
Husk: I'm sorry to hear. In my opinion I think she's just still grieving over Sir Pentious's death in her own way. It probably has nothing to do with you at all. Just give her some space.
Vaggie: You know maybe you're right. Still, I think it might be something else.
Angel walks into the room overhearing Vaggie's rant.
Angel Dust: Shit, she's getting bored of you.
Vaggie turns around to see Angel holding Fat Nuggets.
Vaggie: Excuse me? How could that be?
Angel Dust: You mentioned she hasn't looked, or even kissed you in months. I'm also assuming you have a dead bedroom. She's gotten bored of you.
Vaggie: Y-you mean....I'm no longer attractive to her?
Husk: Now Angel Dust, I don't think that's the problem.
Angel Dust: Maybe, but It's gotta be. Why else would she not be into Vaggie romantically?
Both couldn't think of an answer.
Angel Dust: Exactly. You need to spice it up a bit. Spice it up in the bedroom to win her back.
Vaggie: How can I win Charlie back?
Angel Dust: Wear red. Red is the color that makes one look more attractive. Trust me, I know.
Vaggie: Ok. I'll try it!
Husk: Good luck to you, Vaggie. I hope everything works out for you and Charlie.
Later that night. Charlie is on the edge of her side of the bed (which is the right side) on her phone doom scrolling on some app. She had her blazer off. Vaggie walks into the room wearing a red babydoll nightgown. Charlie doesn't even bother to look. If you must know what Charlie is doing, she's doom scrolling on a dating app. Yes, you read that correctly.
Vaggie: Hola mi amor.
Charlie looks up and sees her beautiful girlfriend standing there wearing a red babydoll and a red rose in her mouth. Anyone would be excited to see their beautiful partner looking so fine. Charlie just stares blankly.
Charlie: Oh, hi Vaggie. I see you bought yourself a new nightgown. I'm assuming with my money.
Vaggie: No, Angel gave me some money. Do you like?
Charlie doesn't bother to look up. Her cold purple eyes are glued to her Iphone 16.
Charlie: Um, yeah, sure. It's like the other one you wear, except this one is red.
Vaggie's bow matches her expression on her face, which is sad. The rose even wilts. She spent a lot of money on this nightgown and the rose and Charlie still isn't interested. An idea pops in Vaggie's head.
Vaggie: Thank you. I would've bought matching panties. Would you like to take a look?
Charlie's attention is still on her Iphone 16. With no emotion in her voice she answers.
Charlie: That's great. Maybe later. I'm busy.
Vaggie: Busy? ¡¿Qué demonios?! Your attention is on that phone of yours!!
Vaggie's bow again matches her baby blue bow and the rose wilts yet again. Vaggie spits the rose out of her mouth. Vaggie isn't giving up just yet. Vaggie crawls on her side of the bed to Charlie and puts both her hands on Charlie's shoulders. Charlie for some reason was irritated by this. Vaggie's demon tail is wagging like an excited kitten.
Vaggie: Why don't you put the phone away and see what surprise I have for you.
Charlie's gold halo gains an eye and her eyes glow bright purple. She has her full attention on Vaggie now. It's not the attention she wants though.
Charlie: Vaggie, I'm busy! I have no time for any of this nonsense now. Now get your hands off of me. I can't concentrate with you touching me.
Both Vaggie's eyes widened. It feels like someone stabbed her. After hearing all this Vaggie's baby blue bow matches her expression with is now sad. Tears rolling down her eyes. Now, seeing your partner would make you feel bad, but Charlie still has a pissed off expression on her face.
Vaggie: W-what is your problem? !
Just asking that question made Charlie angrier. Her hair now flies out of its signature ponytail and now into the form of angelic wings.
Charlie: My problem?! I'm not the one with a problem here!
Vaggie: Yes you do! For months you won't look at me. You haven't kissed me, or haven't made love! You never even smile at me anymore. Why?! Why is that?!
Charlie: Because I'm fucking busy! You know I have other things in my life than just you, you know! Shit! How selfish can you be?! I know it's in your kinds nature to be that way, but-
Vaggie: My kind?! ¡¿Qué carajo?! Well, you're an Angel, a high ranking one at that and you aren't the greatest example of one! You still have a problem with me being a demon. I told you so many times I'm sorry. I didn't mean to keep that from you. I-I wanted to tell you for year, but I was scared.
This pissed Charlie off even more. Now her 6 wings magically appear and a bunch of eyes to all over her body. She gets up from the bed and starts to walking towards Vaggie getting in her face.
Charlie: OF COURSE I STILL HAVE A PROBLEM! THAT IS NOT SOMETHING SOMEONE CAN JUST FORGET AND FORGIVE! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! DID YOU REALLY THINK WE'D GO BACK TO BEING A LOVING COUPLE?! YOU KILLED MILLIONS OF MY PEOPLE! YOU PREVIOUSLY WORKED WITH EVE! YOU HAD TO KNOW INFO ON DEMONS, BUT INSTEAD YOU KEPT THAT FROM ME!!!! DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M JUST GOING TO FORGIVE YOU THAT EASILY?!
More tears rolled down Vaggie's eyes. Vaggie is scared. She is backed against a wall shaking violently. The only time she has seen Charlie this angry was after Hells meeting.
Vaggie: Charlie, please! I-I'm sorry!
Charlie: SORRY?! SORRY ISN'T GOING TO BRING BACK MILLIONS OF WINNERS YOU KILLED! HONESTLY I SHOULD'VE LEFT YOU FOR DEAD IF I HAD KNOWN YOU WERE ONE OF THEM!
That comment just stabbed Vaggie through the heart (not literally.) There was a pause.
Charlie: Honestly, I don't think I can do this shit anymore. I can't stay in a relationship with someone I have deep hatred for. I fucking tried. We're done! It's over!
Vaggie dashes into their bathroom and slams the door shut. She sits in the corner burying her face in her knees and bawling her eyes out.
While Vaggie is doing that, Charlie trashes the room. Charlie takes a the purple vace of purple roses and throws it against a wall, rips both pillows to shreds, feathers flying everywhere, she uses her angelic magic and blasts the table stand to pieces, summons her angelic spear and stabs a purple teddy bear (a gift she got from Vaggie the past Valentines Day), and lastly Charlie picks up a picture of her and her loving girlfriend. She pauses for a second to stare at it. It was their first year as a couple.
(Flashback)
Vaggie: Ok, so the hotel is almost ready for Winners who want to become fallen. Everything is almost ready to go.
Charlie: Awesome! It looks great, love.
Charlie picks up Vaggie by the waist and swings her around hugging her and kissing her multiple times.
Charlie: I think we should take our first picture as a couple.
Vaggie: Really? That is a splendid idea, Charlie!
Charlie: Yep! Thank you so much for being the first winner for supporting me. I don't think I could've done it without you. I mean my mom and dad were 0 help.
Charlie hugs Vaggie. Vaggie gains happy tears in her eyes and then frowns because she isn't a winner.
(Flashback ends)
Angry tears filled her eyes. She throws the picture against the wall. Charlie then uses her angelic magic and transports somewhere. Somewhere that isn't the hotel.
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